Dearest China & Saudi Arabia, Could you please, PLEASE stimulate our economy?

[Philosoraptor]

Dearest China, could you possibly loan us a few trillion to get us through the winter? We'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a few trillion today, honest. And dearest sheiks, grand poobahs, wazeers, potentates, kings, princes and other mighty sons of the sand, could you please turn up the spigot just a wee bit till we get back on our economic feet again, pretty please, with gold on it?

We're trying to cut back our consumption, really we are oh noble Saudis, and we really appreciated your interventions with our president, his addiction is very severe, as is ours, and we promise to seek help, but in the meantime, could you just let us have a bit more light sweet crude to ease our withdrawals? Just maybe drop it back down to a dime barrel or less? Cold turkey is a bitch, we don't mind paying more at the pump, just don't make us pay those European prices, please your highnesses, give us a break here.

And China, listen buddy, we're sorry about all that hubbub about the leaden toys and the poison wheat gluten, that wasn't your fault, we know that, the liberal press got completely out of hand with that, we love you guys, you know that, so please, can you loan us another trill or two, just till the spring thaw, it's hard out here for a pimp, we'll make it right, you know we're good for it, its just that we've had a few rough breaks lately, corporate greed and corruption, a hurricane, and that whole terror attack thing, so come on China, float us a couple three trill okay?

We ain't too proud to beg.

[shadowknows69]

1. "I know you want to leave me, but I refuse to let you go!"

[bigtree]

2. pretty please?

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. What was the little monkey doing there?

What a maroon!

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Why can't America be America's "Most Favored Nation" again?

We haf-ta shaft-a NAFTA!

America is on a "FAST TRACK" to hell!

[Philosoraptor]

4. .............

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. I remember when we hated the Chinese because they were Commies out to destroy capitalism.

But, now they've seen the light and have become predatory capitalists...just like us.

And, they're better at it.

[earth mom]

7. And if you don't do what we want we will kick your sorry a$$!

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