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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:13 PM
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Another 2008 Darwin Award Nominee: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery
No link to the video of the incident just showed on the local news. :evilfrown:

"KOKOMO, Ind. -- Police said a Kokomo man accidentally shot himself in the genitals as he robbed a convenience store early Tuesday morning.

Kokomo police said they were called to a Village Pantry store at 100 N. Ohio St. at about 4:20 a.m. after a clerk at the store called them.

The female clerk told police that a man came into the store with a semiautomatic handgun and demanded cash and cigarettes before handing her a white cloth bag.

The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself..."

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/15051234/detail.html#
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:15 PM
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1. If he's alive then he can't be a nominee
Gotta be removing those genes from the gene pool!
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:17 PM
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2. if he shot off his 'thang' then he is at least..the last of his pool!
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:26 PM
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3. It seems he still has one intact testicle.
I never, never understood putting a gun into one's pants, especially if you're a guy. :eyes:
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:28 PM
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4. Didn't he know cigarettes are dangerous to his health?
...demanded cash and cigarettes...

See what happens when you smoke? He should have listened to mom...
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:39 PM
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5. Balls!!
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