I'm VERY CONCERNED about Obama's

[smoogatz]

lack of flag lapel pins, because a True Patriot would never not wear a flag lapel pin. Two is even better.
failure to put his hand over his heart, because it probably means he's a damn al Qaeda spy.
lack of First Lady experience, because nothing's more important than luncheon menus and seating charts.
scary middle name, because that DEFINITELY means he's a damn al Qaeda spy.
Islamicness, because my neighbor would never vote for an Islam.
raising the false hopes of Americans, because what Americans need is more hopelessness!
stealing Edwards' populist message, because this election's only big enough for one populist.
liberal church, because, um, who's he trying to kid, pretending not to be an Islam?
blackness, because, you know, it will prevent racists from voting for him, and we need that racist vote, otherwise it's eight freakin' years of President Huckleberry!

[jlake]

1. I don't know why he just doesn't wear one of those suits made out of the flag.

.... otherwise, it is clear he hates Amerika!

But seriously, I applaud him for his stance on this, and appreciated that he is willingness to hold tight.

Edit: too many "stance"

[xultar]

8. He should definitely get the USA flag contact lenses too.

[Parche]

10. I heard He wears Al-Kida Underwear

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[xultar]

11. yeah they have a where's Osama theme ala where's waldo. BUHWAWAWA. GREAT POST.

[marlakay]

2. I understand why he is not but....

it adds to the stupid email being sent around about him not honoring the flag because he is muslim and can't...makes people wonder if its the truth.

I think he should wear the damn pin just to stop the rumors about it...so many people aren't watching things like us and will believe the lies...look at all the idiots that voted for Bush twice!!

[Kittycat]

4. I don't wear a flag pin, or have a yellow ribbon on my car - does that make me a hater too?

[smoogatz]

5. He should have the flag tattooed on his forehead.

I think that would settle it once and for all.

[dbackjon]

3. Sad thing is

That there are people in America that actually BELIEVE that Obama is a Muslim spy, ready to turn America over to Saudi.

[smoogatz]

Because, you know, the Saudis and the Chinese

don't own us already.

[AlCzervik]

6. i wear mine inside, it's pinned directly on to my liver that way i never forget.

besides on my lapel i wear a full size granite slab ten commandants, if you don't see them publicly they don't exist.

[smoogatz]

9. Good thinking!

I have the entire Bible tattooed on my ass, but backwards so I can read it in the mirror. Nobody's more fucking Christian than yours, truly.

[Benhurst]

7. In America, patriotism is the first refuge of a scoundrel, religion the last.

[lapfog_1]

12. A lapel flag pin would go nice with this

because, you know, that's another charge that's even circulated around here.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

13. He's been PWN3D, all ur flag pins is belong to me!!1!!!1

Bwhaahhahhahhhh... :headbang:

[Blarch]

14. His look really isn't presidential

I was thinking he should grow his afro out ...and go for the superfly look

[Benhurst]

15. Enjoy your stay.

It's likely to be a short one.