THE GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

[helderheid]

Breaking News: The draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:

The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

The K-Street DC Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.

The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator or two.

The My Pet Goat Room-- Where you can stare off into space as the nation collapses around you.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

[MADem]

1. Well, ain't that the truth!!!! nt

[Angela Shelley]

2. The Thinking Room

which was just a silly idea after all.

[JuniperLea]

4. Maybe it's now The Drinking Room

No pretzels allowed:)

[Angela Shelley]

16. that´s too bad ...

I love pretzels.

[JuniperLea]

3. File this under...

Truth is stranger than fiction!

Where did you get this, helderheid? Did you write it? It's brilliant! :)

[helderheid]

14. A friend sent it to me - I wish I'd written it! I don't know who did.

[Mira]

5. Great job of taking what's obvious around and making some lemonade

Bush ought to be impeached for blowing his job

[Clinton Crusader]

6. What? No US Attorney Room? n/t

[demnan]

7. Love it!

May I post this to my impeachment forum? Giving you full credit of course?

[pinto]

8. kick, n/t

[cboy4]

9. What?? No waterboarding room?

Come on...that's a must.

[Ganja Ninja]

10. An entire library filled with redacted documents.

You open a file or a book and it's nothing but black lines.:wtf:

[Clinton Crusader]

11. LMAO, Sentinel Chicken! n/t

[peacetalksforall]

12. It's more than I thought. I thought there would be a room for his

old bicycles, one for photos before and after his conversion, and one for some papers - things he wrote when he was working on the AL elections during the 70's, the originals of the signing statements and executive orders, film of his speeches - all edited for grammar and memory corrections.

[Seabiscuit]

20. The Signing Statement Room

Where you are invited to write something, anything in a ledger knowing that Bush will completely ignore whatever you write.

[peacetalksforall]

24. Or better yet - where a group of representatives write something and

it's ignored.

But, seriously, it's not just him ignoring us - it's a method of erosion promoted by the Federalist Society and compatible with their agenda - to rewrite the Constition and in the Preface - say that we were never really a democracy, the founding fathers never intended a democracy, we are a facisocracy (or however it would be spelled).

[helderheid]

13. I need to say that I didn't write this - I just got it in my inbox! - Wish I knew who to credit!

[sam sarrha]

15. there is still nothing built in the world trade center property, they could have an exhibit of the

dozens of warnings the weeks before the attack with the words highlighted.. 'attack eminent within weeks or days'.. right next to a copy of my pet goat..

[The Animator]

18. That's because they're saving the space..

for the Rudy Gulliani Presidential Library... *shudder*

[guitar man]

17. I heard the library is still waiting for the books

but he hasn't finished coloring them yet...:rofl:

[0007]

19. Kudos for a hilarious post.

[Cleita]

21. LOL!

:rofl:

[lame54]

22. The Jeff Gannon Room...

It has a cover charge

[tgnyc]

23. And one book" My Pet Goat"