Sorry to rain on anyone's parade, but while the Democrats are merrily patting themselves
on the back (myself included), assured of the apparent inevitability of a Democratic win
in '08, the dark lords of the Nasty Neocon Empire (the GOP slime machine) is busy sharpening
its knives and stirring their cauldrons of slime and crap. We cannot afford to be lulled
into a state of complacency.
Their vicious 100-ton SWIFTBOAT steamrolling machine has barely even started its engines.
WARNING:
The following is EXTREMELY offensive, but it's out there and voters are exposed
to it NOW. Racists, sexists, and bigots are in full bloom. And the General Election has not
even started, and look what's out there already. Are we even prepared for this? Will our
enthusiasm and hopeful outlook be enough to thwart their efforts? I ask your opinions.
NOT FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACH. Believe me, you will need a shower afterwards.
NOW SERVING (courtesy of the opposition)
A DISH FOR HILLARY:
The biggest bitch in the whole wide world TODAY'S SPECIAL FOR HILLARY:
The Official Hillary Clinton Campaign Song, FINALLY!!! TODAY'S SPECIALS FOR BARACK:
Barack Obama's Church Exposed! Barack Obama The Magic Negro A Barack Obama Christmas Carol A LITTLE DITTY FOR EDWARDS:
Clinton Edwards Caught Conspiring Parody A SING-ALONG FOR EDWARDS:
John Edwards Feeling Pretty
Have you seen these headlines yet?
"Chamber of Commerce vows to punish anti-business candidates"The group indicates it will spend in excess of the approximately
$60 million it put out in the last presidential cycle.
(Gee, I wonder what kind of crap any of us could dish out with a
MINIMUM of $60 million dollars to play with?)
Have you seen these bumper stickers yet?
"Visit the Clinton Library - Exit 69
Lap dancers get in FREE"
"John McCain never cried while tortured in Vietnam"
Or how about the latest political cartoon showing First Husband Bill passing out lollipops
and candy cigars to a line of new interns entering the front doors of the White House,
while whimpering Hillary watching from a window above, sobs into her handkerchief.
Or the cartoon of John Edwards drawn as the cowardly lion, sitting with his legs up on
the desk in the oval office, surrounded by munchkins brushing his hair, manicuring his nails and
powdering his nose. A Presidential aide whispers that the Russian Premiere has
been waiting for 30 minutes. The caption reads: "Tell him I'll be right with him,
right after my pedicure."
Then we will be constantly barraged with ads, ad nauseum, showing a white
galloping steed carrying a stoic JOHN McCAIN, the knight in shining armor, having just returned
from a successful surge in Iraq, with years of service as a stately Senator, fighting for the
National Defense, our national hero who absolutely refused to cut and run.
ON EDIT: Man, am I a fortune-teller or what? I just heard the following speech by McCain
on HARDBALL today:
"If we had done what the Democrats wanted to do a year ago, or six months ago
or today, and that is set a date for surrender and a date for withdrawal, Al Quida would be
telling the world they defeated the United States of America. My friends, I will never let
that happen... I will never let that happen." AND SO IT BEGINS
REMEMBER THIS:
The fools who brought in the current administration still vote.
They're standing there bleating, just waiting to be convinced again.
If we think the powers-that-be are going to throw in the towel easily,
then we are the fools. They are going to do everything in their power
to try and stop us... and then try to make us look like the bad guys
for even "trying" to usurp their power.
WHAT WILL WE DO ABOUT IT? I think that only a major net roots
campaign combined with major activism will give us any hope of
winning in '08. Imagine the utter angst you will feel if the GOP wins again.
:puke: :wow: :grr: :nuke::puke: :wow: :grr: :nuke::puke: :wow: :grr: :nuke:
Convince me I'm wrong. I don't want to be right. I beg you. PLEASE