Would this work?

[Roland99]

Got in a light-hearted discussion with a co-worker today (he's a Repub).

I decided to give him his way but in a modified fashion. It goes like this:


Let South Carolina and Texas secede... and eastern WA state.

The Creationists/Jesus Freaks get South Carolina.
The rednecks/warmongers get Texas.
The child molesting hypocrites and militia members get eastern Washington state.



Oh, we also have to build massive containment walls around each seceded area to keep them rascals in!


:evilgrin:

[Darkhawk32]

1. Let Southern Missouri secede as well.... no big loss there... lol n/t

[orleans]

2. so...then do they still get access to the rest of our stuff? such as osha or epa

fema, fda, etc? (i'm planning on these agencies working well again once we hit january 09)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

3. Too many good grapes in eastern Washington State.

How about giving them most of Nevada?