Put the dental back in Presidential

[panhead1961]

Source: Vermin's Website

Vermin's Mostly Official Campaign Platform

Vermin Supreme

for President 2008!

A Uniter not a Divider!!

He's the time travel candidate from the future.

What we call our nation's Capitol has become a stinking swamp of
vice and corporate cronyism, special interests, and literally
billions of dirty dollars. It's time that one man got a piece of
that swamp pie. It's time that Vermin Supreme got a little of that
dirty, dirty money!

Dick Cheney and Halliburton agree· It's Vermin's turn!

No longer should people have to choose between the vanilla and
chocolate of a two-party system. America has a new choice. Vermin
Supreme! A chocolate-vanilla swirl! Possibly dipped in chocolate or
maybe with sprinkles!

Vermin Supreme promises: No flying monkeys in the streets of New
York! To do something about the weather! Computer chip implants for
all Americans! The legalization of human meat! Bigger family values!
To make crime against the law!

Vermin Supreme will protect you and your children, from the voices
in his head, thru whatever means necessary.

Now it's time for a tyrant we can trust, a dictator who can get
things done!

Gay divorce is not an option! Vermin Supreme is for strong gay
marriage!

Paris Hilton says, "Vermin Supreme is my choice for Emperor of
America".

Join us Monday May 15 2006 12:00pm in Union Square for a rally to
take back America!

TOGETHER WE CAN TURN UP THE BRIGHTNESS KNOB OF THE FUTURE TOMORROW,
TODAY.

Vermin Supreme eats apple pie and mom.
vermin



Read more: http://www.verminsupreme.com/

[htuttle]

1. Is he still wearing the boot on his head?

:rofl:

[Bicoastal]

2. Somehow, I doubt this "LBN" thread will last 5 minutes...

....but, oh well! K & R! My sentimonies exactly!

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. The light from vermin is shining back on all of us!

[crim son]

4. Rah! Turn up the brightness knob!

:rofl: