George W. Bush's headstone inscription --- if it would fit.

[Cyrano]

He was a somewhat amiable man with whom too many idiots wanted to have a beer.

He was a simpleton who went to Andover and Yale, yet never managed to master the English language.

He was a man who always thought he was right, even when any fool could see that the very concept of reality was beyond his grasp.

He was a man who really didn’t give a shit about any other human being on the planet.

He was a brute who caused a monumental amount of uncounted deaths through his arrogance, ignorance and indifference.

He was a man who (probably) didn’t know that Dick Cheney was a horrible monster.

He was a man born to privilege who had no concept of the lives of real human beings.

He was a man who ended up in power through theft and thought he’d won the lottery.

He was a man who had no sense of dignity, mercy, or decency.

And when you sum it up, he was a murderer, a war criminal, and a man who committed despicable acts of inhumanity against humanity.


So, “President” Bush, if anyone has the guts to read this to you, it doesn’t matter what you put into your library or any hack puts into one of your biographies. You are beyond redemption. Your will forever rank among one of the most malevolent and destructive individuals to ever inhabit this planet. Yes, that’s only my opinion, but I’d love for you to see how people regard you 100 years from now.

[hisownpetard]

1. You left out, "He was a man who was a total a**hole." That cannot be omitted,

if you want to even approach the truth.:think:

[JerseygirlCT]

2. I'm thinking a simple asterisk would do the job nicely. nt

[Hekate]

3. Yes, rather like "Nobel Peace Prize Winner" on a headstone trumping all other honors, the * will do

I think the * will do nicely for George W. Bush.

Otoh, there are no doubt those who will travel far out of their way to kill the grass on his grave with piss.

I have an old friend who has to travel through Crawford to go see her mom and brothers. Yesterday on the phone she said acerbically, " I spit. And keep driving."

Hekate

[livvy]

4. I think lying weasel would fit nicely. n/t

[unhappycamper]

5. A shorter version:

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. "Please Flush After Using"