The Republican debates through a 9-year old's eyes

[kpete]

The Republican debates through a 9-year old's eyes (w/Poll)
by 8ackgr0und N015e
Sun Jan 06, 2008 at 01:59:36 AM PST
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Follow me below the fold for the 9-years old rendition of an fight between Sarge, Wrinkles, Bunny Ears, Oily, Beagle Eyes and Carrot Face...

They are rude
Interrupt alot!

Beagle Eyes
Arrogant foreign policy
We need 400,000 troops
Don't let politicians get involved
Leave it to military with blood on their boots.

Carrot Face
President policy good
War good
Patriot Act good
Electric snooping good
Capturing Saddam mistake
Surge mistake
Clinton peace dividend bad
We need more troops
We need more ships

Wrinkles
Constitution has 10 Amendments
Immigration is bad
Secure border from immigration

Sarge
Bush right
America is safe
America is not safe
America is safe
Rumsfeld failure
Petraeus is good
Strategy was bad
Now it is good

Sarge is confusing

Bunny Ears
We are bullies
Policemen
If not listening we bomb them.
If listening we give them money.

Oily, Wrinkles and Carrot Face are making fun of Bunny Ears.


Fight. Fight. Interrupt. Fight.

more at:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/1/6/25723/26527/751/431492

Here is a list in case you haven't already figured out which nickname refers to which candidate:

McCain = Sarge
Thompson = Wrinkles
Paul = Bunny Ears
Romney = Oily
Huckabee = Beagle Eyes
Giuliani = Carrot Face

[treestar]

1. That is a smart 9-year-old

Already knows the rethugs are comic book figures!

[KharmaTrain]

2. Sarge's Conveluted Logic

A great description of these losers...

The one I found mindmelding was St. McCains claim that we can't bring our troops home until the Iraqis stop killing our troops...without any mention of how long we'd have to wait if this killing stopped and how that would solve the problem. No mention of diplomacy or anything but more war. But at least he'd run it in a different incomptent manner.

What struck me was the GOOP debate was a half dozen old white men with authoritarian streaks compared to the Democrats...a woman, a black, a hispanic...a party far more reflective of what America is about and what America needs. As my tagline says, a Repugnican on their best day doesn't come close to any Democrat on their worst.

[Historic NY]

3. The wisdom of little children.