I refer to Huckabee's buddy Chuck Norris as Bruce Lee's punching bag.

[muntrv]

If you saw "Return Of The Dragon," you know what I mean.:evilgrin:

[rocknrush]

1. I saw the movie!

[mvccd1000]

7. Bruce died. Chuck lived. Who's laughing now? :) nt

[Rex]

2. Lee beat Chucks ass into the ground.

Poor Walker.

[Torgo Johnson]

12. Ground Chuck

[Gman]

3. Oh yeah?

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

[SunDrop23]

4. For a supposed "tough guy," he's got awfully pretty teeth.

F Chuck Norris.

And Ted Nugent.

[flvegan]

5. To be fair...there are very few humans that would NOT be Bruce Lee's punching bag.

Chuck is just Lee's biggest punching douchebag.

Yup...I said it.

[melody]

6. Bruce Lee was Norris' teacher but clearly Chuckie didn't listen to any of Bruce's philosophy

He slept through that part.

[tangerine1700]

8. wow, chuck norris...wow.

while i was watching cspan, paying attention to the caucus speeches, i was listening to Huckabee. during the brief moment that i looked at the television, i was drawn to chuck...wait, CHUCK NORRIS? i said. i shook my head...f-ing chuck norris! :)

love,
tangerine

John Edwards 2008

[ShaneGR]

9. Chuck Norris doesn't read books

He just stares at them and they give up their secrets.

[ShaneGR]

10. There is no theory of evolution.

Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[MrSlayer]

11. Well, Bruce Lee was fucking Bruce Lee after all.

He was the master. Could you imagine someone of his caliber in MMA today?