Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert: DU needs YOU!

[hisownpetard]

Until the writers' strike is settled, do you think you could come around to a bunch of
DUers houses and make fun of everyone we hate (and even the people we like), just until
the next election?

We can pay you with the barter system - a pair of sneakers here, a pot of
Hungarian goulash there, some little knitted Mexican hats to hide your toilet paper under.
(Your wife will love 'em, guaranteed).

I make some very famous brownies (fame limited to family members) and will make you two batches
with either raisins or nuts. Hell, you could even have both!

We need and miss you and are tired of trying to make up our own jokes. Although a lot of people
here are pret-ty damned funny! Still... it's been a long, dry time.

P.S. Did you hear the one about the farm girl and the Iowa pollster who was kept yelling, "Huckabee!"?

[SoCalDem]

1. It's odd.. Dave Letterman owns their shows too..You would think that their shows

would be back on too :shrug:

[nonconformist]

5. They'll both be back on the air Monday.

[Chovexani]

2. Hell I do that every night for free.

:D

[Swamp Rat]

4. Me too!

:D

[Chovexani]

7. Nice pic, Hitler

:D

[Swamp Rat]

8. I just finished that one of Adolf Buchanan.

This is yesterday's pic:

[Chovexani]

9. Bravo!

I love how well you captured his crazy eyes. :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

10. Crazy eyes!

:D I got loads of pix of crazy eyes! :crazy:

[Chovexani]

11. I love his eyes.

It's like his left eye is always trying to sneak off his face before the other eye notices.

[Swamp Rat]

13. It would be really cool if Nick Park (Wallace and Gromit) did a claymation video of Huckabee.

:D

[Chovexani]

14. OMFG Swampy, you kill me

THE SANTA HAT~ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

16. Ain't he cute?

:loveya: Lil' flyin' santa pig. :loveya: He's happy. :D


Here's some INSANE eyes.:

[sandnsea]

18. lol, that's a good one

You're really getting good at these, hitting just the right tempo. They make a statement now, instead of just invoking raw emotion. I like it anyway.

[hisownpetard]

20. It's sneaking away to have a tryst with Judy Giuliani's wandering eye!

[REP]

3. January 7. Turn on your TV.

[CorpGovActivist]

6. You're Their #1 Fan?

- Dave

[Cleita]

12. You took the words out of my mouth.

We need them back and soon.

[Swamp Rat]

15. estoy de acuerdo

:hi: :hug:

[Der Blaue Engel]

17. Welcome to the Greatest

:hi:

I want a little knitted Mexican hat to hide my toilet paper under! I bake a mean pie with homemade crust...perhaps I could barter pie for hat? :7

[C_U_L8R]

19. C'mon Jon

This Hucklenuts stuff is practically writing itself.
You can't let all this good material go by without
adding a little Daily Show je ne sais quoi.

C'mon, it's fun !!!!

[Summer93]

21. Gomer Pyle?

Whenever I see and hear Huckabee I expect him to say "Awww Shucks!" just like Gomer Pyle on t.v. so many years ago. For you new folks it is the same as DUH!

[vanlassie]

22. "Gollyeeeee!" nt