I watched Fox News for the first time last night. Every commercial was for Viagra or

[Happyhippychick]

hair transplants.

Anyone else ever watch Fox? It was my first and last time. I now see that their demographic is bald impotent men so I don't fit in.

[janx]

1. This place is a riot today! n/t

[niyad]

2. WHY would your torture yourself by watching faux noise?

[Happyhippychick]

14. I had never watched it before and I was curious. Whoever sanctioned "Viva Viagra" should be haunted

by Elvis for his/her remaining days. What a travesty.

[Fed_Up_Grammy]

3. Inthe Boston area it's all been about the election----driving me nuts.

A daughter visiting from the west coast over the holidays couldn't believe it.

[TomInTib]

6. election erections... nt

[Fed_Up_Grammy]

Good one,TomInTib,good one!

[Donnachaidh]

4. makes you wonder about the state of the american male, don't it?

I mean really - why buy Viagra, when shellac is much cheaper? And Ron Popeil is still selling that *hair in a can* spray, isn't he? :evilgrin:

[Kingshakabobo]

5. Go to Newsmax.com

They have the same ads.

Get-Rich-Quick scams, impotency medicine, hair-loss medicine and ultimate fighting videos.

They are a bunch of impotent freaks that were picked on as children.

[TomInTib]

8. "They are a bunch of impotent freaks that were picked on as children."

That's been my theory since the Reagan days.

And they have been waiting to get back at Society ever since their early years.

[Perry Logan]

7. Viagra is a big breakthrough for Republicans.

[rucky]

9. They claim to have the most comprehensive erection coverage. n/t

[Happyhippychick]

13. Good one!

[SIMPLYB1980]

17. LMAO!

:spray:

[Neecy]

10. I think it's the same for all cable tv...

And don't forget the ads for "guys" with "weak streams". What is it about these ads where middle-aged men are always referred to as "guys" instead of "men"?

[Kansas Wyatt]

11. Hey freepturds.....

You can't get laid, because you sit in your mama's basement too much jerking off to thoughts of the stealing another election and dreaming up batshit loony threats to destroy. Do you need the Viagra to jerk off now?

[rateyes]

12. OMG...that's all we need...

more Republicans finally able to....well, you know. We don't need any more babies born to Republicans.

[Dhalgren]

15. Watching Fox News makes you impotent and makes your hair fall out...

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

16. wuz ya being punished for something? is that like the time out chair?

[Happyhippychick]

20. I should have told my DH that we don't allow torture in this house!

[Ishoutandscream2]

18. Glad I don't watch Fox

My hair is falling out, and, ah, and ahhhhh

Boy, imagine if I watched Fox News!!!!

[FloridaJudy]

19. They've got Faux News on the TV in the laundry room

And I've taken to washing my clothes in the bathroom sink! Every time I watch, I feel like my IQ has dropped 50 points. I then need to go home and read Tolstoy or the New York Review of Books to rescue my poor brain from permanent damage.

Those Faux folks are just butt ignorant. They can't even spell in the banners or the closed captioning. I'm not the world's top speller or grammarian, but even I know how to use spell-check, and it's not my job to communicate with millions of people.

[spanone]

21. wouldn't go there if you paid me.

[Q3JR4]

22. Well... I guess I'm not really surprised. n/t.

[tabasco]

23. Like watching a train wreck.

Unbelieveable and grotesque.

[Uncle Joe]

24. That's because they're hard up for good news and are losing their hair over it. n/t

[C_U_L8R]

25. flaccid freeps

with thinning hair
and broadening paunches.

Yup, that's the Faux demo.