Yay! It's "Asshole Campaign Supporter Day" on DU!

[WilliamPitt]

Again.

:eyes:

Can we have at least one day off?

And no, this isn't aimed at any one person. Cuz it isn't any one person doing it.

Sounds like a roomful of meth-addled ducks in here.

Quack quack quack.

[BeyondGeography]

1. Fuck off

:P

[sniffa]

2. nice post Hitler

:eyes:

[tavalon]

40. You can not invoke Godwin's law this early!

It just isn't done.

[sniffa]

49. i'm a big fan of DU's Godwin Law

and i point it out whenever i can with, BAM! there it is.

[zorahopkins]

3. So.

So that's what a room full of meth-addled ducks sounds like.

Meth is a terrible drug.

Giving it to ducks is truly cruelty to animals.

[Quantess]

58. If the ducks were cocaine-addled,

Would they be saying "crack, crack, crack"?

[KittyWampus]

4. I know you are, but what am I?

[xultar]

5. NO SHIT. Truer shit was never said. It's like a frickin shit flingin zoo fest.

[zorahopkins]

6. Meth-Addled Ducks Cannot Fling Shit

Come on.

Everyone knows that meth-addled ducks cannot fling shit.

They have no hands.

And they are always quite careful about getting shit on their wings.

[originalpckelly]

10. But they do have webbed feet to kick shit around with.

Damn evil duckies!

[zorahopkins]

18. Not Evil.

Meth-addled ducks are not evil.

They are tweaking.

[HeeBGBz]

69. Beak tweakers

The worst kind.

[Kucinich4America]

19. Yeah... throwing shit is something meth addled chimps would do. Not ducks.

And speaking of meth addled chimps......



.... happy last year in office, you motherfucking piece of shit. :grr:

[zorahopkins]

23. "Happy" Last Year In Office?

I don't know.

I might be inclined to wish the shit-flinging chimpy a real nasty last year in office.

[Kucinich4America]

35. Oh I don't know....

Chimpy seems happiest at the pig farm in Crawford. Let him stay there. Then we just have to find a way to keep Cheney distracted.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

15. xultar

What you said! :applause: MKJ

[CitizenLeft]

16. no kiddin'.

I can't WAIT for this damn long-ass primary season to end. I can't with all this hostility any more.

[Lugnut]

65. I want to K&R this post

:applause:

[NC_Nurse]

7. Hide thread has been my friend today.

I just can't stomach this shit anymore.

[xultar]

9. Then there won't be anything to read. Just a few Happy New Year threads.

[NC_Nurse]

13. Yep. Happy New Year, BTW!

:hi:

[originalpckelly]

8. "meth-addled ducks"

Winner, most original phrase in history.

I wonder what a little duckie methlab looks like? Do duck moms let their little ducklings hang out at the labs?

[rodeodance]

11. Hi Will, Happy new year to you.

[zorahopkins]

12. Ragu Sledding! Yay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfEE_nYehZ8

Sit down, Picasso.

Who mashed the feta cheese?

[uppityperson]

14. Way.

[wellstone dem]

17. Is that a lame duck quacking?

Just asking.

[ProSense]

20. "Asshole Campaign Supporter Day"

link?


:rofl:

[xultar]

21. Forum.

[Eurobabe]

22. Hit the RED X

Ignore, ignore, ignore. :hi:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

24. It seems appropriate considering some of the candidates.

[RB TexLa]

25. Perhaps the administrators should ban politics from the board

[AlCzervik]

26. Nice suggestion Pittler

[alcibiades_mystery]

27. Zactly

This place is a madhouse.

It's amazing that adults would act in these bizarre ways, but a survey of GD and GD Politics confirms it. High school cafeteria nonsense at best.

The sad part is that so little of it is actually about policy and changing people's lives for the better. It's "my team versus yours," for the most part. A pathetic and sad display.

[tavalon]

42. You can take the person out of high school

But you can't take the high school out of the person. Drama, baby, drama! We loves us some drama.

I suggest (as someone always does on these threads) that we step away from the board until at least the first primary caucus is done.

[HEyHEY]

28. You're all a bunch of Ignatieff supporting fuckwads!

Wait, can we still be asshole supporters of Canadian politicians?

[zorahopkins]

33. Absolutely Not!

It appears to be possible to be asshole supporters of Canadian politicians only if there is a room full of meth-addled Canadian Geese.

(Being a room ful of meth-addled ducks isn't good enough for Canada!)

[tavalon]

46. That would be Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese

Apparently we Americans say it wrong, I've been told. Silly Americans.

Anyway, are you always this LOL funny or just on this thread, because if you are, I'm going to put you on my buddy list and I'm never, ever going to drink any fluids when reading your posts. I spent good money for my monitor.

BTW, welcome to DU. I see you haven't been posting long. You picked a sucky time to join, though. People are temporarily insane around here. But I guess you might have noticed that.

[helderheid]

29. QUACK! How about some hens instead?

[EFerrari]

30. It's Super Enrmous Gaffe Day!

:crazy:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

31. Take two aspirin and call

... someone tomorrow morning. :hangover:

[Batgirl]

32. the worst ones appear to be operating under some kind of delusion

that they themselves, through the intense fury of their battles here on the intertubes, are actually playing some vital, decisive role in current political events. A delusion even more pathetic when you consider the caliber of "debate" -- ranking the various candidates according to varying degrees of poopyheadedness, then according the same level of poopyheadedness to their supporters.

[DiverDave]

34. well said!

eom

[Laurab]

36. C'mon Will, you should know better -

there will be no day off, in fact, today looks like kickoff day for the worst of it, I can only imagine how it will be after today. This is my first Presidential Primary season on DU, and I'm almost glad I hurt my back and have to take pain medicine! I can't seem to take any of it seriously...

[tavalon]

47. Yes, we should all take pain medicine for the next few weeks,

then we can start the antidepressants.

[Horse with no Name]

37. Well my NY resolution was to be more tolerant

so I got quite a bit of vitriol out of my system before the clock turned over...and today I have avoided most of it.
So far so good....:crazy:

[TZ]

48. well ..

We all know you are such a mean nasty person, Horse!!;)
Just popped in to say hi and wishes for a good New Year! I have no doubt that if you were vitriolic, it was probably well deserved...

[Horse with no Name]

53. Happy New Year friend!

I know we will meet again (probably on one of those "anti-vaccine" threads!):silly:

[Rex]

38. That doesn't makes any sense.

Asshole campaign supporter day? 'Campaign asshole supporter day' sounds better IMO.

[tavalon]

39. Damn, I thought this was going to be an appreciation thread

for the candidate supporters and their asshole ways. I'm disappointed.

[Triana]

41. buncho un-neutered cats pissin on the DU living room carpet...at the feet

of supporters who don't support THEIR candidate.

It gets REALLY STINKY after a few days, dunnit?

Jeeeeeeebus H. Friggin Keeeeeeeeeeerist!

[formercia]

43. Who am I?

says you. Ben Gunn, says I.

Have ye got a bit 'o cheese?

[WilliamPitt]

44. FOR THE RECORD

The OP was written several hours ago. As of 7:48pm EST, the tweaking-duck phenomenon appears to have settled down somewhat.

[Triana]

51. Next DU Fund Drive will have to include carpet replacement to get rid of the ....

....cat urine smell.

Blech! :puke:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

59. Give it time. They're just cooking a new batch.

[ms liberty]

45. And only 309 more Asshole Campaign Supporter Days to go!

Having DU get back to some semblance of normality is just one of the many reasons to look forward to Election Day.

K&R for your most succinct observation - and my thanks for sharing it with us!

[Joe Fields]

50. Um, this isn't the Anaheim, Azuza, Cucamonga sewing circle....

I must say that I actually get a kick out of many of these threads. The more outrageous the thread is, the more I smile.

[tavalon]

55. I haven't been reading too many of the threads

It's just getting too silly for my blood, but my favorites are the ones that make me go, WhaFa? I mean the ones that make me want to put the bunny-pancake graphic up.

[JanMichael]

52. You have been whining about the quality of DU posters for years

and yet....here you are.

Will, if you hate reading this site that badly, go read something else. Honestly, you are the one who is bordering on ridiculous.

[Texasgal]

54. Well said...

Seems everytime he posts ( as of late ) he is always bitching about who and what is on here.

I used to enjoy his posts... when they had SUBSTANCE.

[WilliamPitt]

57. "Seems everytime he posts ( as of late )"

I'll be curious about any example of that you can provide, aside from the above OP.

[H2O Man]

56. I never realized

that human beings had invented Glenn Beck flavored spam until I read some of the shit that some folks are attempting to pass as political discourse in the past week.

[L0oniX]

60. Asscarrots-R-Us day

[candymarl]

61. No need to be snippy!

n/t;-)

[NashVegas]

62. Haha .. Hi Will

Give it til February 6 or so :)

In the meantime, I aim to fuck with as many of them as possible (payback for 2004).

Happy NY!

[MilesColtrane]

63. Do NOT feed the meth-addled ducks.

They can be nasty.

[JVS]

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[EFerrari]

66. A FLACK!

[onehandle]

67. The stalkers must have their word.

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[undeterred]

68. Everyone better vote for MY candidate, JOHN HILLARY OBAMA

:headbang: