***DUzy Awards for week ending December 28, 2007***

JeffR

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Fri Dec-28-07 06:13 PM
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Welcome to the DUzy Awards, honoring assiduous antics, ablutionary argy-bargy and articulate ad-libs from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!

The dazed and confused DUzies will be announced every Friday, if I get around to it. Previous awards can be found in my journal.

Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD.

Special thanks to Tuesday Afternoon, troubleinwinter, hootinholler, bleever, Peake, rocknation, scarletwoman, 48percenter, Heidi, CaliforniaPeggy, The Magistrate, eridani, unhappycamper, LeftishBrit, Viva_La_Revolution, SeattleGirl, Kurovski, DS1, Lars39, dicksteele and NanceGreggs for their invaluable assistance.

For anyone who missed the links to a year of the DUzy Awards, you'll find them here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2528683

Happy New Year, DU! Now let's go beat those bastards.

On a thread by marmar:

      Get ready to boink for peace......Global climax at 1:08 a.m. EST

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

On December 22, 2007, the Synchronized Global Orgasm will create a concentrated influx of positive energy into the quantum field of the Earth by combining orgasm with conscious intention for Peace...

response #3 by EstimatedProphet:

      Damn it! I came early!

response #5 by vickiss:

      Sorry, headache. n/t

response #9 by Bright Eyes:

      Can't. I have Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome
:P

GD, December 21, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2514310

On a thread by Quixote1818:

      Wolf Boy Found In Russian Woods, Escapes Moscow Clinic

response #1 by dmesg:

      Chimp-man escapes handlers and takes up residence in White House
Film at 11

response #16 by Virginia Dare:

      They are puzzled because he does not appear intelligent..
and attempts to speak an indecipherable language similar to English.

GD, December 21, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2513851

OP by NanceGreggs:

      What do YOU Want for Christmas - 2010?
Here’s some headlines I’m wishing for in December 2010 – please add your own!

“Hague Steps Up Security Measures as Bush/Cheney War Crimes Trial Begins”

“Cigna Joins Long List of Insurance Companies to Declare Bankruptcy Due to Lawsuit Payouts”

“Dumpster-Diving Homeless Woman Positively Identified as Barbara 'Babs' Bush”

“Diebold Stock Hits .00002-Cents-Per-Share”

“Country Marks First Anniversary of Last US Troop to Leave Iraq”

“Halliburton Execs Plead No Contest in Latest Trial”

“Bill O’Reilly – Ann Coulter – Rush Limbaugh: A Look at the ‘Where are they NOW’ files”

“Karl Rove – The Untold Story of Federal Prisoner No. 3489763”

“Former US Embassy in Baghdad Re-opens as Hospital/Educational Center under Iraqi Rule”

“FOX-News – A Retrospective Look at the Collapse of a Network”

“FCC Chair Keith Olbermann To Hold Presser Today”

“Stewart/Colbert Launch New Cable-News Network”

“Ava Lowry – Will Recent Oscar and Emmy Wins Lead to Becoming Youngest Nobel Peace Prize Recipient?”

“Dixie Chicks Celebrate Their 30th Platinum CD in a Row!”

“Kerik Sings Like a Canary – AG Fitzpatrick Sets Giuliani Trial Date for September 11th”

“Fred Thompson STILL ALIVE – ‘Was Only Sleeping’ says Stunned Coroner”

“First Fatality of Homosexual Right-to-Marry Law: Larry Craig Divorces Gay Partner”

“NOLA Declared ‘Model City’ as Latest Low-Income Housing Complex Nears Completion”

“Valerie Plame and Sibel Edmonds share TIME Magazine’s ‘~~Man~~ Women of the Year’ Cover”

“Gitmo – Donald Rumsfeld First Prisonser Sent to New Home for Condemned Torturers”

“Big Oil & Big Pharma Forced to Pay Billions in Back Taxes After Recent Audit”

“US Universal Health Care – The Success Story of the Century”

“DemocraticUnderground Admins Accept Best Website of the 21st Century Award”

And your most-wished-for December 2010 headline is …

response #2 by marmar:

      "African Union and Latin American state-run banks forgive US and European debts."
:)

response #4 by onehandle:

      "Flying Cars Aplenty!"
2000 came and went and I still didn't have my flying car they promised me when I was a kid.

response #6 by waiting for hope:

      Alberto Gonzales -
Getting good behavior for giving legal advice to fellow inmates.

response #7 by faygokid:

      "Ex-President Bush Jailed for War Crimes, Corruption"
I thought about a nice one about health care or the environment or an end to war because it's Christmas, but the hell with it.

response #9 by babylonsister:

      "Bush family flees to Argentina to escape collective American wrath" nt

response #12 by pepperbear:

      Here's a REAL fantasy for ya.....
Evidence of election fraud in 2000 and 2004 comes to light.

meanwhile....

Canadian inventor stumbles upon energy source powerful enough to turn back time.

U.S votes for "do-over" of years 2000-2009.

response #17 by Liberty Belle:

      National Enquirer: "Sinkhole Swallows Ex-VP Dick Cheney; Witnesses Report Odor of Brimstone"

response #19 by tomreedtoon:

      "Fusion Energy Ends Oil Use: Middle East Walled Off"
Rolla, MO: It was ten years ago that scientists at the University of Missouri - Rolla discovered safe, clean, fusion energy could be made in small enough packages to operate automobiles, motorcycles, and the newly-improved two-passenger "trike" cars imported from Great Britain.

"Being able to make clean, safe and plentiful energy from human waste was once considered disgusting," said Dr. Philo Benderdender. "But it's become the greatest benefit to the human race since the invention of the bidet."

Because the byproduct of the fusion reaction is lubricant to assure the free running of any machinery, there is no longer a need to import oil. With this plan, U.S. President Miley Cyrus has implemented Operation Pink Tupperware, which effectively seals off the entire Middle East from the rest of the planet. The entire subcontinent is a no-fly zone, immigration from the area requires a stringent one-year process and is limited to 500 people a year. Anyone entering the area is warned that they will have lost their citizenship in their native land and will have to apply for re-entry like any other immigrant.

"It pains me to say that they have not yet learned that outright killing of anyone who doesn't like a particular belief or creed is not a way to live in the 21st Century," President Cyrus said. "But all attempts to teach this lesson have failed."

General Harvey Fierstein will be in charge of the cordon, and has placed ninety percent of NATO's heavy armor and troops around the borders. "It's actually light duty," Fierstein confirmed. "The greatest threat our troops face is loss of income in poker games."

U.N. Secretary General Masi Oka has praised this decision, as well as Russia's agreement to enforce the same restriction on its borders. "At last, the greatest threat to world peace - the battle for petroleum - has been rendered moot. Now, with the unlimited energy coming to the Rolla Reactor, we can apply our energies to improving life on Earth for the poor and frightened - and to the exploration of our solar system and perhaps worlds beyond. It would be wonderful if the people of the Middle East could share in our bountiful future...but hell, they pissed off the rest of us a long time ago. OPEC, my ass."

GDP, December 21, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3875326

On a thread by cat_girl25:

      Police: Man opens gift early; wife stabs him
"A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.

Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said...

As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police found a marriage license in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September..."

response #1 by K Gardner:

      I am SO putting my presents back under the tree !!!

response #3 by riverdeep:

      "accused her husband of having an affair"
Best Dr. Phil voice: 'Now, you know this wasn't just about the present. So, instead of confronting him like an adult, you stabbed him, and now you're facing charges. How's that working for ya?'

response #4 by wienerdoggie:

      Hope the gift was worth it.

response #7 by Akoto:

      I hope it was something better than socks. n/t

response #9 by wienerdoggie:

      Yeah. Or Isotoner gloves. Not worth the blood loss.

response #8 by Hoof Hearted:

      That's like a special episode of COPS right there!
Their neighbors must be thrilled.

response #11 by emilyg:

      So is the honeymoon over?

response #13 by EOO:

      Misty Johnson sounds like the name of a porno star.

response #14 by Kurovski:

      Also sounds like a pecker disorder.

response #15 by impeachdubya:

      The present? A brand new set of kitchen knives. nt

GD, December 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2514535

On a thread by hansberrym:

      The deniers of an individual right to keep and bear arms have painted themselves into a corner.

response #46 by Cheap_Trick:

      i don't need a gun
i have a large penis. :rofl:

response #47 by joe_sixpack:

      Good for you, but aren't you then limited to...
one shot at a time? and how about that excessive reload time?

response #66 by spin:

      I might suggest
that you don't bring your large penis to a gun fight.

Guns (moved from GD), December 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x153136

OP by bleever:

      DU "Dr. Seuss answers Huckabee" thread.
As related in this thread by cali, Huck tells a little girl that his favorite is Dr. Seuss:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3878559&mesg_id=3878559

How do you think Dr. Seuss might respond? I'll start:

I do not like this Huckabee;
Not sitting by a Christmas tree,
Not even with a floating cross,
I do not want him for our boss.

I do not like him with Chuck Norris,
In fact I may need my thesaurus
And search from letters A to Z
For words to make it clear to see:

I do not like this Huckabee!

response #3 by wicasa:

      At one point the last 5 books I had read were:
Plato's Republic

The Brothers Karamazov

a treatise on chaos theory

Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, and

One Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish

response #10 by Patsy Stone:

      Alright, here goes:
Mike Huckabee,
When will you see
That we don't trust you;
No, siree.

Oh sure, you might like
All things Seuss-ian,
But you don't believe
In evolution?

Huckabee, Huckabee,
I can't perceive,
Why we should choose you
if you don't believe.

response #11 by sfexpat2000:

      I do not like this Huckabee
for president or nominee
I do not like him at the pulpit
on the stump or debating Mitt.

I do not like him on the dais,
spouting Christo fascist bias.
I don't know how the GOP
Can like this Perot wannabee.

I do not like this Huckabee!

response #20 by shugah:

      Huckabee Hears From WHO???!!???!!
On the third day oh-eight, in an Iowa school,
At the height of the fight, he was Chuck Norris cool,
He was polling…enjoying some unexpected joy…
When Huck’bee the elephant heard a small noise.

So Huck’bee stopped praying. He listened to the sound.
It was God’s voice though Huck’bee heard it when no one was around
Then he heard it again! A very clear command.
The creator of the universe was lending a hand.
“I want you,” said God, “To be President”
Huck looked and he smiled. He knew he was God’s Gent.
But a small speck of science blew past though the air.

“I say!” murmured Huck’bee. “I’ve never heard tell
Of some science or theory that is able to quell
What I think!…Become the Prez, indeed I must
Lest the USA be small speck of dust!
Some sort of a country of very small size,
too small to be seen by God’s Holy eyes…

A poor little Baptist shaking with fear
That he’ll blow his one chance! His path is so clear!
The fundies will save him. Because, after all,
We have to convert them, that is our call.

So, gently, and using the greatest of care,
Huck elephant stretched his huge cross through the air,
And he lifted a Bible and carried it over
And placed it down, safe, and then opened the cover.

“Humpf!” humpfed our Huck. Twas a page from Matthew.
And something about turning the other cheek too.
That verse he explained, applied only to women
Submit to your husband, that’s a Bible given.

“Believe me,” said Huck’bee. “I tell you sincerely,
My ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly.
I know God wants me President. And, what’s more,
Quite likely next term. Even three. Even four.
Quite likely…

Forever, for all that we know!

It’s true! Yes, how true, said our great candidate.
When I’m Prez, do you know what I’m planning to do?…
From now on, I’m going to convert them with you!
And the fundies in his pocket said…
“…ME, TOO!”
“From flat earth in the textbook to dinosaur barbecue,
I’m going to convert them. No matter what GODAMMIT! (oops! But really, what does rhyme with barbecue? ;-) )

response #25 by Yuugal:

      Sneetches Rock!
"Then, of course from then on, you can probably guess,
things really got into a horrible mess.

All the rest of the day on those wild screaming beaches,
the Fix-it-up-Chappie was fixing up Sneetches.
Off again, on again, in again, out again,
through the machine and back round about again,
still paying money, still running through,
changing their stars every minute or two,
until neither the Plain- nor the Star-bellies knew
whether this one was that one or that one was this one
or which one was what one or what one was who!

Then, when every last cent of their money was spent,
the Fix-It-Up-Chappie packed up and he went.
And he laughed as he drove in his car up the beach,
"They never will learn; no, you can't teach a Sneetch!"

But McBean was quite wrong, I'm quite happy to say,
the Sneetches got quite a bit smarter that day.
That day, they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches,
and no kind of Sneetch is the BEST on the beaches.
That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars,
Voted Edwards into office and rocketed Bush off to Mars. "

GD, December 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2518287

On a thread by rockybelt:

      test
test

response #1 by BlueJazz:

      Congratulations...You Passed!
:)

response #4 by ZombieHorde:

      Outragous flamebait!
:donut: :beer:

response #5 by havocmom:

      Had this been an actual post, there would be a flurry of bots telling you you're wrong
and to stop being so silly.

response #6 by Perry Logan:

      Does neatness count?

response #7 by Mabus:

      Damn it! I hate pop quizzes
I knew I shouldn't have gone drinking last night. Woe is me.

response #9 by Nailzberg:

      Oh, will you Hillary supporters ever stop with these LIES
Sorry, itchy trigger finger.

GDP, December 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3877598

On a thread by ProSense:

      Iraq: the ‘greatest American military comeback’ since 1864?
"In yesterday’s New York Times, Brookings Institution analyst Michael O’Hanlon published an op-ed on the war in Iraq, in which he applauded the historic efforts of his college friend, Gen. David Petraeus:

'Are we witnessing the greatest American military comeback late in a war since Sherman’s march to the sea in 1864?'"

response #2 by Xipe Totec:

      Greatest victory since Moses parted the Red Sea
Biggest rout since the archangel Gabriel kicked Adam & Eve out of Eden.

The best bang since the Big One...

:eyes:

response #4 by Orrex:

      Absolutely the most colossally unprecedented and stupendous comeback in the history of hyperbole!
Most bestest victory since God conquered the firmament!

GD, December 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2520025

OP by mtnsnake:

There's only one way to settle this
Everyone get their butts up here to northern New York where there's plenty of snow on the ground. In the spirit of unity, we'll build a 300 foot high snowman of George Bush on the shore of the St Lawrence River and paint him in red striped prison garb, big and bright enough so people from clear across the river into Canada can see our big frozen dummy president.

If that doesn't work to unite us, then we'll have no other recourse but to split up into DU candidate supporter groups and pummel the living bejeezus out of each other in a major DU snowball fight until the last group is left standing! :evilgrin:

GDP, December 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3880207

On a thread by Angela Shelley:

      Have you heard of the Holy Highway I-35
"If you turn to the Bible -- Isaiah Chapter 35, Verse 8 -- you will see a passage that in part says, 'A highway shall be there, and a road, and it shall be called the Highway of Holiness.'

Churchgoers in six states have held prayer sessions along the side of Interstate 35.

Now, is it possible that this 'highway' mentioned in Chapter 35 is actually Interstate 35 that runs through six U.S. states, from southern Texas to northern Minnesota? Some Christians have faith that is indeed the case..."

response #1 by GOPisEvil:

      You'd think God could do something about the traffic.
Signed,

Idling in Austin

response #3 by WillyT:

      Ok... But Then Which Interstate Would Be The Highway To Hell ???
:shrug: :evilgrin: :shrug:

response #7 by catnhatnh:

      I-95....Spooky as hell....
leads to Washington DC whether you start in Florida or Maine....

response #8 by Ezlivin:

      You can get a "laying on of hands" at any of the rest stops along the way
Well, that's what a Republican travel guide says.

response #10 by gratuitous:

      Well, that convinces me!
After all, how could it possibly be a coincidence? The Book of Isaiah was written in chapters and verses, and the interstate highway numbering system is clearly the work of God almighty as well. Totally not coincidental at all.

Wow, was P.T. Barnum right or what? But I suppose as long as these kooks just want to pray and aren't obstructing traffic, who gives a sour owl's fart?

response #15 by wienerdoggie:

      Yeah, all of you who laugh at Catholics for seeing the Virgin Mary
on various food forms, this is NO BETTER!! Signed, Embarrassed Catholic

response #19 by K Gardner:

      I don't feel so bad about that grilled cheese sandwich I bought off of EBay now !

response #18 by TahitiNut:

      Isn't it just another name for the old Route 666?
:evilgrin:

response #20 by SalmonChantedEvening:

      Potholes do not a Holy Highway make. n/t

GD, December 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2519868

On a thread by EOO:

      I always knew Glenn Beck was a moron, but holy crap!
I was in Borders earlier and they had his new book on display. So I flipped through it. In his section on global warming he had this little nugget:

"Global warming is another area of lies and deception. Consider this - since CO2 levels have increased, deaths from extreme weather have decreased. And you wont see that in an Al Gore slide show."

response #2 by yourout:

      Then we should try to triple the CO2 levels......right?

response #3 by dicksteele:

      ...which is why he sleeps in a custom-built 'CO2 tent' every night. nm

response #4 by EOO:

      Which probably explains why he's such an air head.

GD, December 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2518477

On a thread by NNN0LHI:

      Politico's Simon now on to a different part of Romney's anatomy: "shoulders you could land a 737 on"
"In his June 6 column, Politico chief political columnist Roger Simon declared former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney the winner of the June 5 Republican presidential debate and attributed Romney's victory, in part, to the fact that he is 'strong, clear, gives good soundbite, and has shoulders you could land a 737 on...'"

response #2 by Old Crusoe:

      With the writers out on strike, this could make for good reality tv.
I wonder how many people would tune in to watch a 737 land on Willard's shoulders?

response #4 by teamster633:

      I know I would--
considering the certainty it would lop his smarmy head off in the process...

response #6 by lumberjack_jeff:

      I'd pay to see that. n/t

response #7 by gulliver:

      "And a package you could use for a control tower."
Mitt Romney is actually Lyle Waggoner.

GD, December 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2520137

On a thread by The Backlash Cometh:

      Hey, why don't we challenge Free Republic to a Second Harvest Competition?

response #2 by hootinholler:

      Because that would be like challenging a guy with a toothipick to a swordfight.
Other than that....

response #8 by XemaSab:

      Poor metaphor there...
You know them FReepers don't have teeth! :P

response #3 by Donnachaidh:

      an interesting thought --
But most of those greedy, grasping, self-absorbed a-holes think a second harvest is a late run to the package store for *reinforcements*. :puke:

response #4 by The Backlash Cometh:

      Or a beneficial byproduct of global warming?

response #26 by Ghost in the Machine:

      They said they would donate some porta-potties..... they have extras!

GD, December 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2519651

On a thread by RainDog:

hypothetical question (sort of about science)
I was just wondering about this recently and thought maybe someone here would know the answer before ever having to have the actual experience.

what if, say, you were a female (I guess this could work for males too) and you went to the bathroom to pee and then you grabbed your blowdryer because you needed to go out but your hair was still wet and you started to blow dry your hair... and what if the blowdryer touched your hair while you were in the still in the act, so to speak - could you get shocked by that?

response #3 by Gidney N Cloyd:

Ben Franklin's original idea for the lightning rod was actually to prevent a >
> similar type of accident. He attached a prototype to the outhouse roof but was still shocked and sustained horrible burns to his private parts, thus halting all further development of his invention, the "Urethra Franklin."

The Lounge, December 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7275795

OP by kagehime:

      ok fellow harry potter nerds...riddle me this
hagrid's mom was a giantess...probably at least 16 feet tall i'd guess. his dad was a human, probably not more than 6 feet tall

how the hell did that work?

and don't tell me i'm the only one who has ever pondered this :P

response #6 by citizen_jane:

      I dunno
but I bet it was
like throwing a
hotdog down a hallway.

:hide:

response #13 by Solon:

      All I know is that it's on my top 5 list for how I want to obtain crippling injuries.

response #16 by eyesroll:

      It would be worse the other way around.
:D

response #17 by supernova:

      Ye Gods, I'd wanna try though!
:D

:rofl:

response #35 by sakabatou:

      Borrowed a bit of ninjitsu?

response #39 by kagehime:

      is there anything ninjas can't do?

response #48 by sakabatou:

      Be dubbed well in a language
outside of Japan

The Lounge, December 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7276904

OP by Jackpine Radical:

A Republican's Christmas Prayer
Dear Lord,
Far be it from me to tell You how to run things in Your universe, but I've noticed a few things that maybe You will want to attend to when you get the time.

First, there's my neighbor Tom down the road. I think he's a homosexual or something, what with that long hair and earring of his, and he's got one of those peace signs nailed up on his garage. I notice he's driving a nice new little furrin car, and you know Lord that just don't seem right. I'm hoping you'll see your way clear to send him a pestilence or something just to put him in his place.

And another thing, Lord. My boss said he doesn't believe in You. I wanted to make sure you know that, just in case it slipped Your mind what with all the things You have to think about.

And Lord, I don't know if you get out shopping much, but some of the stores have big Happy Holidays signs instead of wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

My Aunt Mabel said bad things about President Bush the other day. She said he's an idiot and he tells lies. Well maybe you would want to think about smiting her, Lord.

Billy Johnson down the street came back from Iraq and now he don't seem right in the head. Well, Lord, as far as I'm concerned that boy never was right in the head, and he never did go to church much. I told his mother that Billy was one of those phony soldiers who were saying bad things about the war, otherwise you would have protected him from that roadside bomb. I told her it was only fair that the Army won't pay for Billy's doctors because I shouldn't have to pay taxes to take care of somebody like that.

And Lord, I sure been trying my best to do Your work down here. I been talking up that Huckabee fellow to everybody, and I been telling everyone I sent him a hundred dollars in order to be a good example. I even been thinking about actually sending hims some money for real, but you know how hard things is for me down here like I told you the last time we had one of these little talks.

I don't mean to complain, Lord, but that million dollars we talked about ain't got here yet, and neither did the new Cadillac, so I think some of the people down at church don't understand how much you love me. Like I say, I don't mean to complain or nothing, and I knw you're awful busy smiting infidels and such, but I wonder if you couldn't maybe move me up a notch or two on your To-Do list.

I guess that's about it for now, Lord.

Amen.

GD, December 24, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2524417

On a thread by CatWoman:

      Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I was reading the comments in the Washington Post of the article posted by Will Pitt, and came across this gem. Those people are fucking certifiable. They make up shit, and just keep repeating it -- facts be damned:

RobLACa wrote:

This is why traitorous democrat liars should be SHOT.

"when he attacked the patriotism of many dems including Max Cleland who was busy leaving limbs behind in Viet Nam while rove/bush/cheney hid from view and used their connections to keep from serving like men."

Stupid democrat liar , Bush was in the National Guard flying one of the most dangerous planes of the time. Fraud Kerry meanwhile was betraying his Country scamming his way up into the traitorcrat party. Get your facts right a$$hole Max Cleland blew himself up. Democrats used him like they use everyone else even your stupid a$$.

Democrats are the party of criminal frauds. America hating losers who support the enemy and get our soldiers killed by prolonging the war. Democrats should be placed as enemy #1 the party of evil.

Democrats make this Country Week.
Democrats join the enemy and attack our President and our Country and make false accusations only when they are not disgracing our Country with their presence in the White House.

"Comments from Republican posters on this board only serve to confirm the need to never elect another Republican to any office, ever again. Republcans have no respect for the truth, no ethics, no understanding of right and wrong."

SVREADER you ought to be publicly executed you treasonous lying sack of $hit.

I'm not a republican nor a democrat , I am an American who registered democratic in high school and YOU ARE NO AMERICAN.

"Conservatism is like Communism: It sounds good in a think tank or in a book but it fails miserably in actual real world practice."

You democrat losers arn't satisfied with trying to "Clintonize" President Bush now you ounk a$$ Commies are trying equate Conservatism with your dream of the tried and failed scam of Communism.

This is what happens when you don't execute the Communist traitors and sabotuers , they come out of the wordwork and make their home with the party of felons.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/12/21/AR2007122101415_Comments.html

response #2 by BlueDogDemocratNH:

      "ounk ass commies"?
I like the Clash, Pistols, Social D, and the Undertones. Am I a ounk?

response #54 by scarletwoman:

      Whoaa, man, it's heavier than that. It's the mirror of "pwnd". Full circle, man, full circle.
All your pee'ses are belong to us.

response #81 by madeline_con:

      Do you feel lucky ounk? Well, do you? n/t

response #4 by Ghost in the Machine:

      DAMN!! I thought this was one of those "Orgasms For Peace" threads...
:evilgrin:

response #6 by TahitiNut:

      It amazes me that people like that can eat without missing their mouth.
Just batshit insane. Truly. Over the event horizon insane.

response #12 by matcom:

      I WANT to make my country WEEK!
or a MONTH

or a YEAR

oh FUCK! I can't decide HOW WEEK I want my country! :cry:

does that make me a bad Liberal?

:cry:

response #13 by KingFlorez:

      Looks like Ann Coulter is trying out material for her new book

response #30 by NanceGreggs:

      "Democrats make this Country Week!"
I had no idea they were in-session long enough to declare this Country Week!

I'm hoping the Dems will make next week Classics from the '60s Week, or maybe Disco Week ...

response #48 by gatorboy:

      I love how how he tries to throw in the "fair and balanced" spin for good measure.
"I'm not a republican nor a- What are you laughing at???"

Brain fart: Was the plane dangerous before or after Bush started flying it? :P

response #59 by scarletwoman:

      Well, *I* want to make my country long time.
Longer than week.

response #71 by mzmolly:

      "Democrats make this Country Week"? Hmmm, and how does one register 'Democrat' in highschool?
I'm guessing this fool gradgumacated highschool at the age of 36?

response #109 by tavalon:

      Graduated?
I think not!

response #113 by sheeptramp:

      He flew one of the most dangerous planes
I'm sure it was a very dangerous plane when drug-addled, drunken George was in the cockpit.
That guy can't even ride a Segway without hurling himself through the air.
He can't even stay upright on upholstered furniture if there are salty snacks within reach, and a ball game on TV.

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On a thread by Syrinx:

Why does the current Director of the CIA wear a military uniform?
The Central Intelligence Agency is supposedly a civilian organization, so why does the Director Of Central Intelligence still wear his United States Air Force uniform, medals and all?

Anyone else find this vaguely disturbing? Is there precedent for it?

response #8 by NoPasaran:

He already has the uniform and hates to shop

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On a thread by phillyliberal:

      Mitt Romney- "I don't think there are two Americas"

response #4 by shain from kane:

      There is one America that thinks it is OK to strap your dog on the roof of your car, and there is
another that doesn't.

response #9 by laconicsax:

      At the very least
there's North America and South America

response #11 by 2rth2pwr:

      There are at least 4.3 Americas. nt

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On a thread by maximusveritas:

      Jewish Defense League calls on Obama to repudiate Will Smith's comments on Hitler
"Even Hitler didn't wake up going, 'let me do the most evil thing I can do today'," said Will. "I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was 'good'. Stuff like that just needs reprogramming.

I wake up every day full of hope, positive that every day is going to be better than yesterday. And I'm looking to infect people with my positivity. I think I can start an epidemic..."

response #2 by baldguy:

      Don't you know? Obama is responsible for everything every black man says at any time - forever!

response #30 by rucky:

      The JDL thinks they're all cousins. n/t

response #51 by leaninglib:

      Why not call on Will Smith to repudiate Will Smith's comments?

response #62 by jmm:

      First he wasn't black enough, now he's the spokesman for
all black people. I keep on missing the memo stating who the new African American leader is.

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On a thread by smoogatz:

      Bush Seeks to Restore Tattered U.S. Image With Heavy '08 Travel
"The president plans trips to the Middle East, Africa, Asia and South America, which would make 2008 his busiest year abroad. While his major domestic initiatives may get stalled by a Democratic majority in Congress and the gridlock caused by election-year politics, he still has an opportunity to exert his influence overseas.

'When it comes to foreign policy, he's not a lame duck; he can do a lot,' said Richard Haass, president of the Council on Foreign Relations, who served as director of policy planning at the State Department until June 2003..."

response #1 by babylonsister:

      And here I thought our image couldn't get any lower. Sigh. nt

response #15 by TahitiNut:

      "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
It takes an act of will to see the humor in this adminstration's Cloud Cuckooland "world view" ... the bizarre kabuki of sociopaths and narcissists so enormously disconnected from anything appoximating reality.

So, the Fecal Fuhrer will go on tour to improve our image?? how? By erecting barriers and surrounding himself with hundreds of armed security forces and disruptiong the lives of the citizens of every place he visits? Maroon! Ultra-maroon! His royal courtiers are blowing sunshine up his butt overtime.

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On a thread by XemaSab:

      If Obama were elected, would he be the first president without a WASP or Irish name?

response #3 by NewYorkerfromMass:

      what the hell is Nixon? nt

response #5 by MonkeyFunk:

      Dead

Other waspishly funny stuff...

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On a thread by LaStrega:

Royal Channel on youtube
Welcome to Official YouTube Channel for the British Monarchy

http://youtube.com/profile?user=TheRoyalChannel

response #7 by Anarcho-Socialist:

I imagine what comments would be like if enabled...
BigGuy (3 days ago)
Who teh fuck is this old lady?

.....TheRoyalChannel (3 days ago)
.....I'm the Queen rtard

.....BigGuy (3 days ago)
.....F U.

Jex316 (1 week ago)
1957 queen = total MILF!!11

JimboJJ8 (1 week ago)
This is fake. queens aren't real

.....Princesxx22 (1 week ago)
.....Yes they do europe has kins abd quens

.....Jockperdy18 (1 week ago)
.....dont u watch tv princess, england doesnt have a queen becuse diana wad killed by blair

GHK234 (2 weeks ago)
QUEENS R TOTALLY STUPID AN GAY

.....TheRoyalChannel (2 weeks ago)
.....STFU ur gay

.....Steveo33 (2 weeks ago)
.....Ron Paul 2008!!!

GOOP69 (2 weeks ago)
FAKE!

23Perto (2 weeks ago) (marked as spam)
I'm 18/f home alone see me on webcam

Steve67 (2 weeks ago)
This is studip. She's sooooo old???

Jinn007 (2 weeks ago)
Haha shes like super old roflmao

Beoejjk99 (3 weeks ago)
WOMAN HAS BREASTS

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OP by SOteric:

Warren Christmas
'Twas the night before something, when all thru DU
Not a post-whore was Lounging, no flame wars did brew.

Dear Peggy was snockered, on a bit too much ‘nog
Rabrrrrrr was a-ranting, whilst elves he did flog.

Midlo was napping, O.D’d on pot pie
But Lara’s still shopping, for boots to her thigh.

DS1 up to mischief, Matcom dishing crap,
Had decked out their manbox, With sparkly gift wrap.

When out in GD there arose such a fuss,
I put down my brewski and let out a cuss

Oh what could it be?! Was it smoking indoors?
Pitbulls now shopping at Walmart stores?

The flames from the thread were giving off heat
Through the monitor’s screen, and up to ten feet!

And what was the subject, the meltdown DU jour?
A Rovie? A troll? A clueless DU-er?

It was Warren Christmas, and his life partner Don.
They’d found Gay Apparel and were putting it on.

They’d pimped up a sleigh with rhinestones aglitter,
And leading it all, - wee flying spaghetti critter!

It was Warren Christmas, things just won’t be the same
Warren whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

Bolognese! Puttanesca! Carbonara! Alfredo!
On Linguine! Arrabiata! Yo Tortellini and Sun Dried Tomato!

Now Duers be true to our Warren Christmas,
Remember the Atheists, the Hindi, the Listless…

The Buddhists, the Druids, the Zoroastrian
The Arabs, the Inuit, the Indo-European!

Think about Chanukah, Kwaanza, you bet!
And our Asian neighbours who celebrate Tet!

Now hoist up a beverage, go cuddle yer pup
Go snuggle a kitteh or find someone to schtupp,
But remember the words on Warren’s best cup:
“Holidays should be spent all liquored up!”

Merry Christmas everyone!

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OP by entanglement:

      Freeper proposal will reduce taxes for everyone...yes, really
"The government should figure out what it will cost to run the government. Divide that amount by the number of soles in the Country and send them all the very same bill. Period. Everybody should pay the same amount and people that are more industrious, talented or lucky should not have to carry the others.

...

253 posted on 12/24/2007 12:13:45 PM PST by Sunnyflorida (Drill in the Gulf of Mexico/Anwar, etc and we can join OPEC!!!) "

Assuming at least one pair of soles per soul, I think we're all in for a huge tax reduction ;)

Happy holidays
:)
entanglement

response #1 by Droopy:

      Hell, yeah., I'm all for that
I wear size 10's. But what about all of the amputees? Will they get a tax break?

response #2 by originalpckelly:

      I've been sole searching lately...
I am proud to announce a new pair of shoes joined the family approximately 2 days ago. :-)

response #4 by entanglement:

      Congratulations. I hope you keep the sole mates together for a long time.
:)

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OP by PlanetBev:

      So, how'd the War on Christmas go this year?
Did we make any inroads?

:evilgrin:

response #1 by dorktv:

      Well the elves managed to take over some new territory but unfortunately
NORAD bombed their hideout by accident so now we are back at square one.

response #3 by FormerRushFan:

      Not too good. All grocery stores, most everything, was closed starting Monday night!
You call this a war? Even the god damn liquor stores were closed!!???

...thank the Chinese! We got a great dinner, thank you!

response #4 by Marrah_G:

      We made great strides!
My group of heathens opened presents under a decorated tree with another group of pagans while indulging in Mimosas, then we had a big feast and the whole day we wished each other a Happy Yule!

response #8 by Lint Head:

      Santa is presently at an undisclosed location being
water-boarded. An anonymous source has informed the media that Santa has agreed to go into hiding and assume a false identity. He will disavow all association with Christmas. It will never be celebrated again. :dem:

response #9 by yorgatron:

      i said "Bah Humbug!" a lot,
and acted grouchy on several occasions. :mad:

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OP by hnmnf:

      Apparently My Candidate is a Pro-fascism, sexist, homophobic, anti-change, drug dealing crackhead..
...Says DU. I'm still supporting him...what does that make me?

Happy Holidays.

hnmnf

PS: To avoid confusion, Joe will be back tomorrow :-)

Wait! I forgot Anti-Semitic and Hitler Loving. Because Will Smith says something, and Obama has to apologize for whatever he says, just because Smith is a supporter of Obama.

response #2 by DesertRat:

      Your candidate is George W. Bush?!

response #23 by cboy4:

      Who says Obama is homophobic? I believe the
criticism has been that he embraced a notorious homophobe.

I give you an 8 for the nice embellishment(s) of Obama's criticisms, but unfortunately, the East German judge only gives you a 3.

response #25 by hnmnf:

      She gave me a 3 cuz she's still got a hardon for Hitler.

response #26 by cboy4:

      On the bright side, she just gave you a 10 for dancing
around what I said to you.

response #39 by NoPasaran:

      Well, I'm for the divisive, triangulating, GOP-lite, corporatist suspected lesbian warhawk myself
But no reason we can't share a cup of holiday cheer as Democrats.

:toast:

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OP by TechBear_Seattle:

Song: "DHS Is Watching Your Home"
Credit to my 11 year old niece who last night was asking, "How is Santa Claus like the government?" then answering by singing the chorus of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town." Here is my adaptation of that joke.

Oh, you'd better not shout!
You'd better not cry!
You'd better watch out
I'm telling you why:
DHS is watching your home.

They're making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's naughty and nice.
DHS is watching your home!

They see you when you're sleeping.
They watch when you're at work.
They know when you are talking smack
And calling Bush a jerk.

Oh, you'd better not shout!
You'd better not cry!
You'd better watch out
I'm telling you why:
DHS is watching your home.

Happy Holidays, everybody! :hi:

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OP by MrScorpio:

So anyways, I stopped by Walmart to buy some sex thread when a tiger jumped out of a Hummer
So, I ran into a nearby Olive Garden and saw a couple of cops eating salad. I told them about the tiger and at first, they didn't believe me. But once they heard a roar and some screams they ran out with tasers drawn.

Laura Brannigan was playing over the restaurant's speakers as I looked out of the window and saw the cops chase the tiger down the street

Since I was hungry, I sat down and ordered a soup and salad with a Schlitz malt liquor. On the tv I could see a live broadcast on Fox News showing the tiger being chased. They interrupted Bill O'Riely by the way.

I could see on the tv, the tiger running into a nearby Applebee's with the cops close behind like a couple of pitbulls. Of course, all the patrons ran out and I'm sure that all of them didn't bother to pay their tabs before they left.

Someone turned the channel during commercial and we saw Nancy Grace, with her flaming nostrils of justice give us the lowdown on the situation.

Before we knew it, the cops came out of the restaurant. Turns out that the tiger has succumbed to repeated tasing.

That was explained to everybody by the police department's spokesman, Warren Christmas.

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OP by LeftHander:

Congress to vote on "Mouth Breathing" Resolution
Whereas Mouth Breathing, a trait of great significance to Americans," it begins, "is celebrated continually by Mouth Breathers throughout the United States...." It goes on to state, among other things, that "Mouth Breathing is practiced by thirty-three percent of the American population," that "88% American Fundamentalist Christians, bigots and gun toting Red-Necks observe Mouth Breathing, the activity celebrating the leadership of the Republican Party," and that "Mouth Breathing is celebrated as recognition of the Mouth Breather's placation and acceptance of George W. Bush as our mouth breathing leader, chosen by God."
"Now, therefore be it Resolved, that the House of Representative's Mouth Breathing Caucus ... expresses continued support for Mouth Breathing in the United States ... acknowledges and supports the role played by Mouth Breathers in the founding of the United States ... rejects bigotry and persecution directed against Mouth Breathers, both in the United States and worldwide; and expresses its deepest respect to American Mouth Breathers.'"

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On a thread by calteacherguy:

Say Hillary wins Iowa and Obama wins NH
What then?

response #4 by Uben:

It means Hillary wins, here's why.....
Iowa is only one word and New Hampshire is two words, so since Hillary won a one word state, and Obama a two word state, it stands to reason that Hillary would win this scenario because there are more one word states than two word states.

Now, you could always go by alphabetical order, but she wins that one too, because I comes before N.

Some folks might argue that since New Hampshire has more letters, it is the bigger prize, but they both have only three vowels.
Granted, New Hampshire has more consonants, but the only one Iowa has is the letter W, which we all know represents a win.

Simple logic....really!

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OP by gulliver:

      Fox News was on the tube when I went in for a Dr.'s appointment.
I was already in a bad mood. This was a new doctor's office for me, and I didn't know what to expect. I was the only one in the office as this was early morning. Right away, I saw that their big plasma screen in the state-of-the-art waiting room was tuned to Fox "News." Low-brow propaganda was flooding the room.

Usually when I see Fox News somewhere, it isn't only me in the room. But this time I was by myself, and there were no dimwits around to soak up the "dumb rays." I was taking a full dose.

So I introduced myself as a new patient and asked the receptionist if she could please switch the TV to a "news channel." She laughed a little nervously and handed me a couple of forms to read. I scanned her for telltale signs of in-breeding. Normal, I thought, although I hadn't seen her fingernails.

I sat down to read the forms, but the Fox News "content" continued. When I returned the forms I said, "Seriously, can we change the channel? I find this channel deeply insulting to my intelligence."

She seemed surprised, but to my disappointment, un-offended. She said (roughly), "OK, I understand. But if you could just have a seat, you'll be in to see the doctor in about a minute anyway."

I wavered and started to head back to my seat, but had to stop. "You know," I said, "Let's just cancel the appointment." But as I said it, I noticed that she had already grabbed the remote and started to change the channel--which she did.

I thanked her and went in for the appointment. I was conscious the whole time, so I'm pretty sure they didn't do anything to me. Fox News was still off when I left.

response #7 by C_U_L8R:

      Aren't they installing Fox implants these days
if you start hearing Hannity in the middle of the night,
it might not be a nightmare.
Well... it would be a nightmare... but real.
Yikes. What an awful thought.

response #12 by BuyingThyme:

      I hope everything went well.
It's not likely they were able to get a chimp implanted in you without putting you under, but just because you think you maintained consciousness doesn't mean much because you could have been programmed to believe that.

The first step is to look in the mirror.

response #22 by annabanana:

      I don't think I'd need a mirror to tell if a CHIMP had been installed!
(funniest typo of the month award!)

response #31 by BuyingThyme:

      I noticed that in time to correct it,
but I liked it better that way.

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OP by no name no slogan:

      Why I am supporting NIXON in '08
* He's got a great "universal" health care plan. It doesn't provide universal coverage, but it mandates that EVERYBODY has to buy their own health insurance--

OR ELSE. Better yet, his plan's been around since 1974, so you know it's stood the test of time!

* He's got a "secret plan" to end the unpopular war in Asia. He won't just pull our troops out, because "we broke it, we fix it", right? He'll not only prolong the occupation for at least another five years,

but also bomb Iraq's antagonistic neighbor (Cambodia, Iran, I forget what it's called). More troops to fight a losing battle, that's what we need!

* Nixon has a tremendous welfare reform plan that makes welfare queens take any job-- that's right, ANY JOB-- that's available, even if it pays sub-poverty wages-- just like the great Clinton "welfare

reform" plan of 1996. Nixon's Family Assistance Plan is an idea whose time

has come!

Not only that, unlike the other candidates, he's already won TWO presidential elections! He's a politician who knows how to win-- because winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing!

It's time to put a real Dick back in the White House

NIXON NOW!

response #1 by demnan:

      Then can we put impeachment back on the table?

response #2 by no name no slogan:

      I think so-- but can the undead be impeached?
Constitutional crisis, indeed

response #11 by Kurovski:

      Maybe that's the problem with Cheney?
"Impeachment is off the embalming table."

response #3 by NYCGirl:

      He's tanned, rested and ready!
:rofl:

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Won't make much sense if you don't read the full OP:

On a thread by Justice Is Comin:

Pelosi, YOU NEED TO GO !

response #8 by CatWoman:

*whew*
I need a cigarette :smoke:

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On a thread by greenbriar:

so do you think our government had something to do with John Lennon's death?

response #14 by Java Queen:

No, but they did have a hand in that silly mustache he wore in '67.

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OP by helderheid:

K&R!
:toast:

A DUzy for each response. In fact, a DUzy for everyone who even opened that thread. In fact, you get a DUzy for just reading this sentence!!!111

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OP by Finnfan:

      DU has changed.
This used to be a great community, but now every thread is anti-Midlodemocrat this or anti-sniffa that. Why are we bashing Democrats on Democratic Underground?

I remember a time when we all farted roses. Now I don't even know if I want to be here anymore. :cry:

response #3 by sniffa:

      nice post Rick Astley
:eyes:

response #6 by Finnfan:

      At least I'm not licking Nader's butt!
Nader-licker!

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On a thread by FitzmasAgain:

I musta missed something.
I'm no Hillary fan, but why is she being blamed for Bhutto's death? Please help connect the dots,..if any!

response #3 by SteppingRazor:

She's not.
But Hillary's supporters say Obama's supporters say Hillary's supporters say Obama's supporters have blamed Hillary for her death. Make sense now?

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On a thread by kpete:

The sickening revelation that Bush watched the torture tapes

response #1 by Lars39:

Heck, I bet he's got his own copy in his nightstand.

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On a thread by babylonsister:

      Antarctic base staff evacuated after Christmas brawl
"Two men, one with a suspected broken jaw, have been airlifted from the Antarctic's most remote research facility after an incident described as a 'drunken Christmas punch-up'.

The brawl happened at the US-operated Amundsen-Scott South Pole station, located at the heart of the frozen continent..."

response #4 by zbdent:

      "Tastes great!"
"Less filling!"

response #8 by Ravy:

      I guess some people are actually offended by a "Happy Holidays" greeting. nt

response #10 by peekaloo:

      It was the day of Christmas/ and all about the Pole/ somebody was shoutin'
shut yer fuckin' pie hole.

The punches were thrown/ at each others faces without care/ the one with the worst injuries / had to be lifted by air

*rough draft.....sinus medication prohibits me from finishing*

response #11 by Didereaux:

      well there goes the ol' rum ration!

And see below for a Special Visual Achievement award from this thread.

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On a thread by Skidmore:

      MSNBC just reported that someone set fire to *'s childhood home.
Arson, they said.

response #1 by IndianaJones:

      I've been at work all morning. nt.

response #4 by Sugar Smack:

      Witnesses?
;-)

response #13 by IndianaJones:

      zip it. nt.

response #8 by radfringe:

      probably that childhood bully from down the street -- ya know him
Al Kaida... ;)

response #21 by citizen_jane:

      Heck of a fire, Sparky.
;)

response #29 by Benhurst:

      Fire is a constant threat to any structure located over
Hell's Gate.

Was the Sentinel injured?

And see below for a Special Visual Achievement award from this thread.

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OP by maddiejoan:

      Trying my hand at caricatures

response #24 by maddiejoan

response #38 by maddiejoan

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On a thread by Jeff In Milwaukee:

      It's McCain

response #11 by pipoman

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On a thread by douglas9:

      Huckabee delivers Christmas sermons in San Antonio

response #1 by Olney Blue

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On a thread by Kadie:

      Caption Rudy

response #1 by acmavm

response #2 by Starbucks Anarchist

response #3 by blondeatlast

response #4 by saigon68

response #5 by Kurovski

response #6 by Ryano42

response #7 by Catshrink

response #8 by knitter4democracy

response #14 by Happyhippychick

response #15 by rug

response #19 by allalone

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OP by Kurt_and_Hunter:

      Well, at least it's not necrophilia...

response #2 by gateley

response #4 by hisownpetard

response #6 by ColbertWatcher

response #7 by DS1

response #9 by Peake

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On a thread by sheeptramp:

      Bush lands at Waco, badly needing Caption

response #1 by graywarrior

response #3 by Patsy Stone

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GD, December 26, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2534242

OP by Dawggie:

      Wow. Tough Admins!

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GD, December 28, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2546634

On a thread by babylonsister:

      Antarctic base staff evacuated after Christmas brawl

response #1 by Ezlivin

GD, December 28, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2544716

On a thread by Skidmore:

      MSNBC just reported that someone set fire to *'s childhood home.

response #35 by JBoy

GD, December 28, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2544795