Troxler's Annual Xmas Carols in the St. Pete Times...

[Sancho]

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/12/25/Columns/Don_we_now_our_sunshi.shtml


DECK THE STATE INVESTMENT POOL
Deck the state investment pool with worthless paper,
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-HA!
Wall Street does us rubes a favor, (ha ha, etc.)
Grade-Z debt now much de-plored, (ha ha, etc.)
Lehman puts Jeb on its board (ha ha, etc.).

GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A CREATIONIST
Grandma got run over by a creationist, coming home from science class on Christmas Eve,
You can claim we somehow came from monkeys, but that's not what me and the majority of the Pinellas School Board now believe.

THE DEMOCRATS ARE NOT COMING TO TOWN
You'd better not ask, you'd better not pry,
They won't say a word, and here's telling you why,
The Democrats are not coming to town.
They know they'll take our money, they'll sneak down here for cash,
But not a word of pol-i-cy,
'Cause they fear New Hampshire's lash! Oh!
Republicans now, all over the place,
Don't give a dang about delegate space
But the Democrats aren't coming to town.