Depressed? Feeling like hiding under the covers and playing dead?

[ray of light]

Here's the top ten reasons to leave the house:

10. It's fun to give your "IMPEACHMENT BILLS" to cashiers at the mall, restaurants, and gas stations. It's simple... just write "Impeachment HEARINGS www.wexlerwantshearings.com " on all your bills and your credit card. At this point the Impeachment Bills might have more value than the the American dollar.

9. Haven't sat on Santa's lap in a while? Well it's time for us good little boys and girls to give Santa a different type of wish.

8. Throwing tomatoes and curses at the tv and the computer is not as much fun as standing on a busy street with an "IMPEACH NOW" sign. wexlerwantshearings.com

7. Walk into a store and start listening in on peoples' phone calls. Just tell them you're with the NSA and Bush and Cheney have authorized you to listen to all calls without a warrant.

6. Haven't had a vacation in a while? Well, try a few weeks' vacation on Nancy Pelosi's front porch and sing some Impeachment Carols. "I'm dreaming of a White House Im Peachment...", "I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas...." It beats sitting at home listening to "I dream of a White Christmas".

5. Go to you local RNC and tell them you'd like to make a donation to their penal society and you heard this was where you go.

4. Out of gift ideas? Try these..


http://www.cafepress.com/buy/impeach
3. Send a peach a day to Congress with the instruction that it's a gift from a supporter and they can not eat the peach or remove it until they start impeachment hearings (starting when they return, of course!).

2. Imagine the fun at the holiday parties when your family arrives dressed up as the Chain Gang!

AND FINALLY

1. Imagine how much more fun it would be to parade through the malls as the chain gang. That's one way to have security ready to make an arrest of Cheney, Bush, Condi, and Rummy. Besides, maybe you'll find a sexy blue dress... and a pair of handcuffs, a few whips, and Jeff Ganon...


http://backbonecampaign.com/chaingang.cfm

[TomInTib]

1. Kicking...

and recommending.

[ray of light]

2. thanks for the k/r.

[nolies32fouettes]

3. kick

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

4. I've got one.

Go to your local Apple store, and load DU's address on their display devices, iPhone, Notebooks, whichever.

:-) MKJ

on edit, your ideas are great though.

[ray of light]

6. thanks.

[ray of light]

8. oh..btw..good one! I had a really hard time thinking of ten total.

[Iownguns]

5. Whats with the IMPEACH NOW stuff?

did you know that you can actually vote him out of office, its a little bit different from an impeachment. All you have to do is get enough people and then demand the vote, everyone votes and the government gets no say in it.

[ray of light]

7. Really?

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

9. Don't let the "Impeachment, how quaint" folks get you down.

Wexler and Kucinich are working on this.

If we impeach him in Dec 2008, I'll be perfectly happy.

MKJ

[shesgg]

11. Everytime I see that picture of McCain and Bushie hugging..

I lol. McCain actually looks like he is in looove.

[caligirl]

10. Go out because today there was a man in a Santa Suit downtown giving out free hugs.

[femrap]

12. K and R

You have my kind of sense of humor...bravo. Ridicule is an excellent political tool.

eta...can't spell.