Tom Tancredo now safely in rubber room, rescued by Guys in White Suits

[Stinky The Clown]

He was reported to have been shouting obscenities into the one pay phone still in service in Littleton, CO. Reports were that he was wearing only a T-shirt and slippers at the outdoor pay phone, his normally well-coiffed hair disheveled. Followup reporting by KDNVR Newz13 said that previously unconfirmed reports that the pay phone was connected to a recording saying "Please Press One For English" have proven to be true.

Mr. Tancredo's family dog, when approached by KDNVR Newz13 refused to make a statement.

[MikeE]

1. Wow, did I misread that headline

I thought you said rescued by white guys in suits :-)