What will Mitt Romney "speak figuratively" about next?

[derby378]

His campaign admits that Romney was "speaking figuratively" (i.e. BSing) about watching his father march with Martin Luther King, Jr. What will he BS us about next?

[truedelphi]

1. The Niagara Falls experience would explain that dazed look he has

The one he wears when he isn't looking so smug and elitist.

[derby378]

3. "Been dazed and cofused for so long, it's not true..."

You knew a Zeppelin reference was coming, didn't you? :hi:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. Wow - you're right - I posted at #7 before I read yours

What is it about Led Zeppelin and Romney?

[derby378]

17. Hey, whatever it is, I'm willing to chase it...

Wait for it...




Over the Hills and Far Away.

I been a bad boy... :spank:

[Bucky]

2. He already caught a fish THIS BIG. It's a big-mouthed ass named Tancredo

A wise man woulda thrown that one back.

[William769]

4. Other (his true calling).

[AlCzervik]

5. Rescuing Baby Jessica from the well.

i love the Wuthering heights one though, that was hilarious,

[derby378]

6. Good one!

:hi:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. He stood in for Jimmy Page on the original recording of Stairway To Heaven

figuratively of course.

[sniffa]

8. other

shedding tears over the death of Reagan.

[billybob537]

10. What about his commercial claim

Where he "turned Massachusetts around" Prior to Mitthead we had 3 Republican Governers in a row. After the "turn around" we got our first African American Dem Governor,I'm so happy he turned this around I want to tell every Republican I know! Romney's power to change anything in Mass. was non-existant. Out of over 100 vetos Romney's Record was exactly "0" zip nada ZERO. Not 1 veto sustained, every single one overridden. The sucesses he claimed happened in spite of his Governing not because of it.

[Didereaux]

11. He's gettin hard to differentiate from a Texas politician!

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

12. Having a soul.

[razors edge]

13. Having Presidential abilities.

[AnnieHall]

14. Well, he can't talk about inventing the internet, Gore took that one away

[derby378]

16. Well, howdy! Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[derby378]

15. Brace yourselves...

"Anybody here seen my old friend Mitt...?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

18. He was in Deeley Plaza on Nov. 22, 1963 and saved JFK's life

[derby378]

19. Kick for the weekend crew! Why not?

[robcon]

20. Inventing the internet.

He'll get that off Gore's back.