**PRESS CONFERENCE** thread

[underpants]

http://www.cbsnews.com/

Katie:"It's been a good week for him hasn't it Bill?"

Bill:"Yes it has been"

[HeeBGBz]

1. Looks like he's medicated

He can't even talk this am.

[blogslut]

C-SPAN 1 has it as well

Watching.

[zabet]

2. ....

:puke:

[underpants]

5. Takes credit for everything

AMT relief
Sub prime deal
Funding troops
Energy bill

[bdamomma]

7. the guy is just nuts, I am not watching or listening to him

I give you guys credit for listening to this POS.

[blogslut]

3. Oh, we weren't going to get our tax returns?

Yuh huh

[underpants]

15. This, somehow, will delay returns that haven't been filed yet

[spanone]

4. all i want for christmas is this fucker out of our white house

[spanone]

6. he's buttering up congress for a full smackdown - here it comes

[bdamomma]

8. doesn't he always smack them down

but Reid will keep a pro forma session going.

[spanone]

13. good for reid, can't trust this bastard for a second

[Solly Mack]

9. Fucklehead is speaking now

Jokes about stolen silverware

talks about "recent days the country can be proud of" (LMAO)

thanking both parties for their hard work...ending this year on a HIGH note (so that's what happened...they were smoking a fatty and bounced a seed)

being a hypocrite about earmarks

LMAO..actually using the word transparency

boo-hooing about spying

[spanone]

10. he's bummed out that congress held up the torture amendment

[Solly Mack]

11. continues to blah blah blah about protecting America

and what he needs

[underpants]

16. Fucklehead

:spray::rofl:

[Solly Mack]

17. Question time...1st one out...Torture tapes (snicker)

and Bush's ambiguity...

Bush claiming his answer was "pretty clear"

LMAO

[zanne]

53. Solly Mack--Don't you shake your ass at me!

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

63. It was an accident.... :D

:D

[annabanana]

12. He's complaining about not getting his "free pass" for the telecoms

wahh wahh wahh

[bdamomma]

44. yes, we the people will have to put a roadblock on that one.

[zabet]

14. Congress has a duty...

:spray:
they have a duty to
impeach your criminal ass
but that has not happened
either now, has it.

[blogslut]

18. Haha

Bitchin about how the congress is too busy campaigning to do their jobs. Pretty funny coming from a man that left half way through his second term as governor.

[bdamomma]

52. what a POS he is.

he shows no respect for the legislative branches, he is so defiant, calling all psychologists and psychiatrists can we please commit this man????

[CoffeeCat]

71. Didn't you know...

We all live in JuniorWorld now--where the legislative branch of government
is a roving band of rebellious teenagers that must be scolded and contained by Executive-dry-drunk-
dysfunctional daddy.

Tonight, after dinner--they're all going to beddy-bye without a story if they don't eat all
of their lima beans.

[annabanana]

19. First question : Destruction of the tapes

He repeats that "he has no recollection" and is "confident" that the inquiries will "end up enabling us all to find out what happened"


He's stumbling

[spanone]

20. 1st question CIA tapes....

[spanone]

21. duper

[spanone]

22. standard bullshit answer = ongoing investigation

[bdamomma]

just like Plame Gate

"I will get rid of the leaker" sure another lie as usual

[annabanana]

23. Putin "Man of the Year" because he's a "Consequential Leader"

[Sydnie]

27. who has to "understand western values" or we will

not look deeply into his soul anymore! :rofl:

[annabanana]

24. Iraq question. .a soft ball to slam the Dems..

[underpants]

29. Yeah it was-Tell us about your awesome manly wins

I don't ..I don't really think of it as a zero sum... I don't do that...

[annabanana]

25. Uh Oh.. He's talkingabout himself inthe third person again

[bdamomma]

88. I noticed he does that alot talk in the third person

what a sick bastard he is.

[Solly Mack]

26. Oh my...what a question

Fucklehead attempts (snicker) to be gracious and slides into his natural smarmy self

[zabet]

I think it is good

for the country
when I get what I
want.

[annabanana]

28. He's acting like the legislation that was passed was the work

of the two branches...and NOT a steamroller of veto & obstruction. .

[underpants]

30. Exactly

DING

[HughBeaumont]

31. The Dry Drunk Cyclops holding our country hostage speaks.

Protruding mouthed Simian alcoholic spews the mad wisdumb and continues to play the victim, as all obstructionist Pukes seem to be good at. All the while, the lapdog capitulators from what is supposed to be "the opposition" continue to volley blank checks toward His Monkeyness like multiple Hogwarts acceptance letters at 11 Privet Drive.

All thinkers rise and head for the exits.

Thank you for coming. Last one to destroy the country turn out the light (cue "The Court of the Crimson King").

[Occulus]

81. Why don't we just have done with it, and

rename Washington DC to "Discordia" and the WH to "Le Casse Roi Russe"....

Then Georgie can swallow a spoon and pound off to the Dark Tower...

[annabanana]

32. When we "work together" I get everything I want. . .

[Solly Mack]

33. ut oh...he's gonna warn Congress

[zabet]

34. Ah'll VETO!!!!

[blogslut]

35. "I don't want to undermine the economy"

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

[Lasher]

41. Hahahahaha!!!!

Junior's gotta be real careful not to damage the economy.

[Lasher]

36. I always get upset when he starts preaching about wasteful spending

Who the hell is he to condemn others for fiscal irresponsibility?

[blondeatlast]

46. He didn't, did he? Sheesh, what a dunderhead. nt

[Lasher]

87. Afraid so, he does it all the time.

Amazing, he has no shame whatever.

[immoderate]

37. "It's an antagonistic world, but I try to make it less that way"

:rofl:

--IMM

[annabanana]

38. Bringing up lack of political gains in Iraq...

He gets pissy

[Solly Mack]

39. it's the usual I'm great, I'm the decider, my shit doesn't stink Bush presser

[annabanana]

40. He keeps repeating that there IS a functioning gov't in Iraq. .

huh

[Solly Mack]

43. He enjoys that lie

[underpants]

42. Despite the military SUCCESS of the surge...it's not working

:eyes:

He says there have been TWO analyses of the de-Baathification ---he is talking about one of the one that Feith talked about a few weeks ago in which they have determined that they did nothing wrong

[annabanana]

45. feh. . . just shoveling crap from one side of the room to the other..

[spanone]

47. asking bu$h* what important for the next president is ludicrous....fuck me

[underpants]

48. Why on earth do we need to know HIS opinions on what it TAKES to be President

Firm set of principals :rofl: No opinion polls or focus groups :spray:

[Lasher]

60. I think I heard snickers when that question was asked.

I think they're goofing on him.

[Solly Mack]

49. "principles" like torture. for example

[Solly Mack]

50. LMAO Bush talking about principles...LMAO SAVE ME!!!

[Botany]

65. But Good Lord is he stupid

When he got a question he wasn't ready for

ah ah ah ahh Well ahh ahhhh ahh principals.

The man is like a stroke victim (apologies to all stroke victims)
fighting to find the words.

[spanone]

don't forget wiretapping americans

[Solly Mack]

57. Yes...another Bush "principle"

[babylonsister]

51. "This is a complex world." Well, DUH! And you're not helping! nt

[underpants]

54. Oh Jesus more of this needless crap

Just stop it and ask about Scooter

[spanone]

55. bu$h* speaking on priciples is horrific comedy

[yurbud]

56. How many times did he say ''OMNIMUS {sic} spending bill''?

[Sydnie]

61. He rang that bell several times

and it was painful each and every time he said it.

[yurbud]

68. I think he was trying to suggest "ominous'' --or just retarded

[Sydnie]

116. I thinking he was trying to suggest OMNIBUS

but he is just retarded and casn't say it.

[yurbud]

140. yep--but with a hint of ''ominous'' to make it sound bad

[yurbud]

64. kudos to reporter who brought up poll showing Iraqis want us to leave to restore peace

http://professorsmartass.blogspot.com/2007/12/us-military-finds-all-iraqi-groups.html

[rucky]

58. What is the point of this? n/t

[yurbud]

77. ''I'm not a joke, neutered by my own intelligence agencies. I'm still prezblident.''

[underpants]

59. Surge in Afghanistan? Isn't it really the NATO allies fault?? (from the Fox tool )

[spanone]

62. how do these reporters sit there with straight faces???

[annabanana]

67. prolly only while the cameras are on them. .

[CoffeeCat]

If they snicker...

...they won't be able to attend any more "holiday receptions" at
the White House.

So, they sit blank and without any intelligent questions.

Don't want to piss off the guy who throws the awesome parties!

[bdamomma]

126. they are enablers too, if they had balls at all they would speak

up to this POS, get him really dizzy with their questions and rebuttals but again we have a gutless WH press corp excluding Helen Thomas of course.

[babylonsister]

66. Iraq is a society that is 'evolving', lots of positive noise. nt

[spanone]

69. so afghanistan has provided health care for it's citizens???? is he drinking?

[underpants]

75. The roads help them get their crops to market

Heroin

[spanone]

84. yes, the poppy crop is the mainstay of the afghans

[Solly Mack]

70. I feel as if I'm watching the man masturbate

this is nothing but self-gratification

[underpants]

72. ARe the NATO allies avoiding the fight?

Bush thanks everyone for their contribution of "shooters ...er...FIGHTERS"

[Ilsa]

73. He called soldiers "shooters". WTF? He is obsessed with killing. nt

[bdamomma]

93. or maybe he is referring to BLACKWATER.

[GigiMommy]

74. !?! SHOOTERS!?!

Why does he have to sound SOOOOOOOOO stupid?

[bdamomma]

141. cause he is, and he is the biggest BS'er and all of those reporters

are just being played by this little defiant fratboy.

[Solly Mack]

76. America would like the chance to be free (of you and Cheney and...)

[Solly Mack]

78. 911!!! (He just orgasmed)

[zabet]

90. And Rudy yelled...

"Hey chimp boy!! That's
MY line!!!!"
:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

95. hehehehehehehehe...Rudy felt it too then... (ew)

[annabanana]

79. He's in FULL BABY MODE

people who want to kill us
ideological struggle
requires determination
"the nature of the world in which we live"

[spanone]

80. so we're killing iraqis to advance an ideological plan...who's the terrist?

[GigiMommy]

82. IT'S HARD WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people, do you realize how HARD work is?

[annabanana]

83. (back to the money)

[underpants]

85. Economic question-Greenspan-mortgages

Strong

strong growth

taxes low

exports up

Mericans see costs going up

not bailing out lenders

[spanone]

86. he knows shit what americans want

[spanone]

89. 'hope now' coalition...who makes this shit up?

[bdamomma]

98. why does he think he's our daddy????

fcuk him, and we don't want him doing any thinking for us, he plays us all for fools, and just continues to laugh at us.

[annabanana]

91. now on energy bill. .

[Solly Mack]

92. someone just smack him. would be the most watched video on youtube EVAH

[blogslut]

94. oooh, the reporter asked what he siad to Gore

but he's gonna answer the first part of the question first

[underpants]

105. Remind him that you asked that

or remind he to ask that

He said something like that

[marmar]

96. What is he looking down at if he's answering an unscripted question?

Is there a little monitor in his podium with a script?

[yurbud]

97. ''raise the CAFE standards to 35 miles per HOUR'' (instead of gallon)

[underpants]

100. LOL really?

did he say that?

[spanone]

103. talking out of his ass.

[CoffeeCat]

112. Did he really say that?

Oh Lord.

How in the world do our capitulating Democrats look at themselves
in the mirror, after letting this chum have his way.

Oh my gosh, I think I'd beat the crap out of myself every morning.

[yurbud]

158. ANIMATION: This is how Congress should treat him:

[underpants]

99. Whoa someones been studying up on them long words

:wow:

[Solly Mack]

101. KEY -OH-TOE

[zabet]

102. Kyoto

Ain't gonna do it iffen
China ain't gotta.

[GigiMommy]

104. KEE O TOE?

I'm missing Martha Stewart for THIS??????

[underpants]

111. WHOA just went from greenhouses gases to nuclear power

We should all be in favor of nuclear power

[CoffeeCat]

106. Let's all say it together!

Keeeee-O-toe!

What is with his bizarre speech. No one else talks like this.

IDIOT!

[Lasher]

119. I thought that one was funny too.

You know, he can be funny. But never on purpose.

[CoffeeCat]

128. Doesn't this just drive you nuts?

This ass has a 24 percent approval rating. The nation is
against him and the majority want his war ended.

He's an embarrassing fuck up.

Yet, he gets his way with our Dems.

How is this possible?

[bdamomma]

155. possibly blackmailing them.

and again, he continues to screw this country, our troops and us. How much more abuse can we take from this POS?

[HughMoran]

107. no

no

[w8liftinglady]

108. dear God-i woke up to numbnuts speaking-I thought i was having a nightmare.

[Sydnie]

123. You are ... and we are all sharing it with you nt

[Solly Mack]

109. leaning on the podium, pursing that hen's ass of a mouth

[CoffeeCat]

118. He's on a holiday high....

...and he just got his way.

I love these press conferences, when his ego is switched into hyperdrive.

That's when he says the best stuff!

[blogslut]

110. Now he's pushing NOOKULAR power

Asshole

[underpants]

114. Don't forget the 250 years of coal that we have

[Lasher]

113. It's hard, it's hard!!!

Oh, the humanity!! Don't wreck the booming economy with wasteful spending unless it's on needless wars!!

[underpants]

122. Wow that joke on the Presidency and the President fell really flat

there was some polite chuckles after a LOOOOOOOONG wait

[spanone]

115. your strategy is to hold water for the automakers.

[blogslut]

117. Uhhh, hello?

Where did the answer about his meeting with Gore go?

[spanone]

120. another bullshit answer on Torturing.....spread freedom...

[spanone]

121. let's talk about your state of the union a couple of years ago...about that yellow cake asshole

[underpants]

124. Oooh tough guy on Syria in Lebanon

"He doesn't need a phone call"

[GigiMommy]

125. OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!

"Get it?"
I've NEVER heard a President of the United States sound so childish.

[underpants]

127. I have to say that he looks better and is speaking far more clearly than the last time

by far

[Blackhatjack]

129. 'The Dark Years' --"When a Bad Stand Up Comic/Addict/Idiot Trashed 200 years of US Democracy"...

I thought this summed him up as well. I can't take credit for this one.

[underpants]

130. toolbox from politico asking him about America's image

W says that he DOES go around spreading goodwill

[blogslut]

131. Little Politico shit

Asking about Bill's statement about him and 41 touring the world as diplomats. OLD NEWS - already debunked. Mikey!

[Solly Mack]

132. opiner-in-chief (gag)

[Sydnie]

133. the O-PINER in chief

pass the bleach - my brain must be cleansed right now!

[blogslut]

134. Confident Repubs will hold the WH

Bwahahahahahaha! Only if you CHEAT!

[Sydnie]

135. If he is out raising money ... didn't he drag himself into the race?

what happened to "govern in all years" that he was talking about at the beginning of this speech?

Another case of do as I say not as I do.

[annabanana]

136. Why is it not irresponsible to pass these costs onto our kids...

Questions for next year..

[Solly Mack]

137. He's gonna remind us...fear. fear. terror. terror. 911. 911.

[zanne]

138. It's official--he's the vice-principal of the United States...

And we've all been called to his office so he can say "Let me make this clear....". Now, let's all say "Yes, sir".

[CoffeeCat]

142. You nailed it!

That's it exactly!

He's the principal and we're all the children who must
follow or be scolded.

I don't know how much more of this I can watch.

I feel my morning omelet rising.

[zanne]

145. You're actually watching it?

You're made of sterner stuff than I, TwoSparkles.

[CoffeeCat]

139. HE just said "opine" again (nt)

[blogslut]

143. Hello!

He never answered the GORE question

[Solly Mack]

144. we expect others to torture us?

[Ilsa]

146. I can't take it any longer. I'd rather listen to infomercials. Surfing now. nt

[HeeBGBz]

147. Could he be any more clueless?

He has a significant lacking in understanding where reality is concerned.

[GigiMommy]

148. Why didn't he say "Merry Christmas"?

[Lasher]

149. Oh did you hear that, the tax cuts worked.

And he's been traveling the globe spreading good will. I think he really believes this crap.

[blogslut]

150. And he's off

And he never answered the GORE question

[Lasher]

154. I noticed that. n/t

[Solly Mack]

151. and he struts off...

Does everyone feel better now? The Opiner-in-chief gave us a talking to...

[underpants]

152. That was the most nonsensical doubling back and ridiculous answer I have ever heard

he thinks Wall Street needs to put it all out there but later says that he understand that "people" need to put capital on their balance sheets and that is okay with him


:eyes:

[Lasher]

159. Know what the most sickening part was?

The press corps laughing at this lameass jokes. Kinda reminds me of the office suckup who laughs loud and long at all of the boss' jokes that are never funny.

Brown nosing for access, same as always.

[w8liftinglady]

153. that officially was the ramblings of a drug-addled idiot

[w8liftinglady]

156. the CNBC (money) dudes are not cutting Bush slack

saying he states the things congress hadn't done to detract attention from his support of a repub character.acknowledging his support of a candidate would be detrimental

[0007]

157. junior would fit right in on that new TV series call "Shameless"

Frank bush

[Venus Dog]

160. Explosion at Faux, Fire in Cheney offices, Guiliani in hospital, * Press Conference

The cheerleader is spouting that there's nothing wrong with the U.S. of Corporatacracy - the economy is great, doncha know!!

Something's up .... and the next sound you hear will be the shite hitting the fan - SPLAT!!:toast: