If crosses stalk you, you might be Mike Huckabee.

[originalpckelly]

If you resemble Jim Neighbors, you might be Mike Huckabee.
If you lost another person and haven't attended any funerals, you might be Mike Huckabee.
If you think God actually gives a damn about politics, you might be Mike Huckabee.
If you think Mormons believe Jesus and the devil are brothers, you might be Mike Huckabee.
If you think Chuck Norris will help you on the campaign trail, you might be Mike Huckabee. (Thank God for Chuck Norris!)

Any more folks?

[Rincewind]

1. One more

If you think murders and rapists should be turned loose if they say they found Jesus, you might be Mike Huckabee.

[originalpckelly]

2. If you think a serial rapist was only sent to prison because he raped a long distance Clinton...

you might be Mike Huckabee.

I don't know, I think the one in the subject about the cross is the best.

[rusty quoin]

3. If you think that men rode dinosaurs, you might be a Huckabee.

[originalpckelly]

5. I always thought that Barney was gay, this confirms it.

:P

[TwilightGardener]

4. If you think hanging a dog and slitting its throat is a humane way to "put a dog down",

you might be Mike Huckabilly.

[KingFlorez]

6. If you think AIDS patients should be locked away, you might be Mike Huckabee

[originalpckelly]

7. If you think two dudes getting it on is like getting it on with a dead person...

you might be Mike Huckabee.

[JenniferJuniper]

8. If you think wives must submit to their husbands

and be sure to do it graciously, you might be Mike Huckabee.

[NanceGreggs]

9. If you think you have a prayer (!) ...

... of becoming the next president, you might be Mike Huckabee ... but then again, you might be Mayor 9iulian!!, Tom Tancredo, Alan Keyes, Fred Thompson, Duncan Hun ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.