Who in America could get away with shoot'n their friend in the face and burning up the W.H.?

[lonestarnot]

[mile18blister]

1. Not Chimpy.

I'm sure he could handle setting fire to the White House, but I don't think he'd shoot a friend in the face because:

1. He'd have to figure out which end of the gun the bullets come out.
2. He has no friends.

[liberalnurse]

2. Un flipping believable!

No one could make this shit up...............

[lonestarnot]

3. No they couldn't could they.

:rofl: Alice, just call me fucking Alice.

[doc03]

4. Hmm! I wonder if any incrimating papers, etc.,

were destroyed in that fire?

[BeHereNow]

5. James Baker, Richard Armitage, Poppy Shrub-

You know, Cheney's accomplices.

BHN

[lonestarnot]

6. Nope, they would have to be pardoned. I'm talking about not even a charge filed.

[skooooo]

7. What's the story with the fire?

I haven't been paying attention. Did they say what actually caused it?

[doc03]

8. Cheney had hot embers on his shoes when

left hell this morning.

[lonestarnot]

9. and he was dragging his balls on the carpet causing ignition.

[K Gardner]

10. It started in the closet. Word is that Larry Craig was in there. n/t

[lonestarnot]

11. OMG!

:romffl: