I saw Jesus twice this weekend

[underpants]

in Vegas no less

Once was at The Capital Grille- he poured our waters and brought us bread

the second time was at a Sushi bar in Ceasar's Palace- he cleared our table


both times Jesus smiled at me when I thanked him. I took that as a good sign.

[BuyingThyme]

1. Jesus wouldn't be found dead at Caesar's Palace.

[balantz]

4. They say he's never been found dead!

:wow:

[underpants]

8. Okay

I completely missed that joke until the response to it above

:rofl: very funny

[Squatch]

2. How's he doing these days?

[underpants]

5. Pretty well

Those are two pretty good gigs from what I could tell
:shrug:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

6. Obviously he has had to take on extra part-time work...

Consequences of Repubicon Economic Theory

[Ishoutandscream2]

13. Yeah, the Chimp told Jesus that was "uniquely American"

And then Jesus, bless his heart, slapped the shit out of him.

[Lex]

3. I love the Jesus.

[edwin]

9. That creep can roll man!

[Dhalgren]

11. I saw Jesus

I saw Jesus on a pirogue in the river
He was giggin' for frogs with Cousin Jules
I said, "Hey Jesus, wha'cha doin' in these parts?"
He said, "I come down here to buy some mules."

[SoCalDem]

7. How much did you tip him?

:) he keeps score, you know?

[underpants]

10. We always tip well

25% for the service we got ...plus of my buddies two of us have worked in restaurants and all of us are "foodie" types of one sort or another

[MrMickeysMom]

12. Tsk... that's not Jesus.. that's the IRS! eom

[graywarrior]

14. I saw him here with. . .

[TahitiNut]

15. Did Jesus get his green card yet?

:dunce:

[underpants]

16. I didn't ask him

Damn!

[Kucinich4America]

17. did He turn the water into wine?

Or beer, or at least Coca Cola?

I mean He is Jesus. He's gotta do better than plain water.