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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 05:44 PM
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Chain male :-)

Dear Friends,

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired
and discouraged women.

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your female friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up the man in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and then add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, all of whom were better than the sad example she started out with.
An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer.

You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREA K THE CHAIN! One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back!

So let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the list below:

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Laura Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC


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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 05:48 PM
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1. hahahahahahaha
cute :)
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 05:56 PM
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2. CHAINS
Edited on Mon Feb-19-07 05:58 PM by Parche
And I thought this was a S/M chain sex post!!!! ha
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EvolveOrConvolve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 05:58 PM
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3. LOL, me too
EorC: {hits self} "Shut up dirty mind, shut up. Get out of my head!"
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booley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 07:30 PM
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4. I am almost tempted...
Edited on Mon Feb-19-07 07:31 PM by booley
Bad thoughts! BAD THOUGHTS!!!!
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