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I can't even get to the point where I criticize their points, because their singing was so FUCKING SHITTY it physically HURT.
Holy fucking shit. Off key, off rhythym, and they didn't even start each line with a FUCKING NUMBER, which means they couldn't even PARODY properly!
I could come up with a better version of that WHILE UNCONSCIOUS.
(sing) On the first day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Another Republican Lie.
On the second day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the third day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Five million lost emails Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Six bathroom foottaps Five million lost emails Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Seven years of deception Six bathroom foottaps Five million lost emails Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Eight bad presidential candidates Seven years of deception Six bathroom foottaps Five million lost emails Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Nine billion lost in Iraq Eight bad presidential candidates Seven years of deception Six bathroom foottaps Five million lost emails Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Ten crooked appointments Nine billion lost in Iraq Eight bad presidential candidates Seven years of deception Six bathroom foottaps Five million lost emails Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Eleven resignations Ten crooked appointments Nine billion lost in Iraq Eight bad presidential candidates Seven years of deception Six bathroom foottaps Five million lost emails Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the repukes gave to me, Twelve convicted felons Eleven resignations Ten crooked appointments Nine billion lost in Iraq Eight bad presidential candidates Seven years of deception Six bathroom foottaps Five million lost emails Four bucks a gallon Three million stolen votes Two stolen elections And Another Republican Lie.
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