Faux News reports that Barry Bonds pleaded guilty

[sabra]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071207/ts_nm/doping_bonds_dc

Barry Bonds pleads not guilty to steroid perjury charges

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Barry Bonds, Major League Baseball's all-time home-run king, pleaded not guilty on Friday to charges that he lied to a federal grand jury in 2003 when he denied use of performance-enhancing drugs.

Dressed in a dark blue suit for his first court appearance since being indicted, the controversial 43-year-old slugger had his lawyer tell a judge in U.S. District Court in San Francisco he was innocent of four counts of perjury and one of obstruction.

The court set bail at $500,000 and a February 7 date for the next hearing in the case. He had reported to authorities for processing on Thursday, his lawyers said.

[Hobarticus]

1. From Fox? I'd wait for confirmation if Fox told me water's wet

Still, that's interesting.

What next?

[MADem]

3. It's a total lie--if he pled guilty, there wouldn't be any more to it. He pled NOT guilty! nt

[Hobarticus]

4. Uh yeah, I know...

I can read.

[MADem]

2. Jesus, they can't get ANYTHING RIGHT, can they? nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. LOL!

[BOSSHOG]

6. Did they identify him as a democrat?

[ivycat]

7. lol

:rofl:

[hvn_nbr_2]

11. You beat me to it. nt

[RebelOne]

8. At least they got it right on their Web site.

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,315842,00.html

[NoGOPZone]

9. Fox. Network of the Bizzaro world.

[IndianaJones]

10. that'll give white America a temporary high. nt.

[spanone]

12. this 'network' is a shame to all jounalists. it shames america. it even shames the right.

[Bitwit1234]

13. THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS

how can they continually get away with this. It is time someone filed a complaint against their license. Take away the news license and give them one that says they are a fiction show.

[Ian David]

14. Did they also report that he was O.J. Simpson's Lawyer & the hostage-taker at Clinton Headquarters?

Then again, Barry Bonds is a former Bush employee, so he MUST be guilty anyway.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. 'While in court today, Bonds also hit 107 home runs

to pass Sadaharu Oh as the international all-time home-run champion.

"'The judge got all these sliders up, right in my habeas corpus zone,' Bonds said.

"While the home-run ball fell just short of McCovey Cove, denying Bonds of his 36th 'splash hit,' it did carom off the 'scales of justice' statue outside the court, leaving a slight dent."

[Berry Cool]

16. Oh wow, Keith Olbermann will have a field day with this one!

It's Fixed Noise being wrong AND it's about baseball! A twofer!!!!