Caption the Chimp!

[Sparkly]

What the hell is his body language saying?

[rubberducky]

1. God, I hate kids.

[BuyingThyme]

2. The prop is looking at me.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. "Am too, smarter than a 5th. grader! I'm the Prez and your're not!"

[uppityperson]

4. must restrain hands...from rubbing head...must restrain hands...

[Eurobabe]

5. Dunno, but he is becoming a dead ringer for 41

[razors edge]

6. "Do you smell that one kid?"

[Rex]

7. Yuck, get it away from me!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. "Hey kid - I'm gonna give you a body cavity search. No photo-op kid smiles at me like that

unless they're up to something."

[Buzz Clik]

9. "Damn. Laura's out in la-la land on Valium, and I have to deal with these smelly monsters."

[Octafish]

10. ''Are you really Michael Jackson?''

"Yes, son. I am."

[MsLeopard]

11. "I got a Bradley with your name on it, kid."

[madokie]

12. what a pair

xanied out and goofyed up. its a crying assed shame that this petulant little bastid is the pResident

[lazyriver]

13. Bush: You'll make a fine soldier for phase two of the Iran War,

Kid: You smell like booze and old cheese.
Pickles: I think I took too much Xanex this morning, way too much...I'm trippin' hard! Did anybody else see that? Breathe, be calm, keep smiling and just ride it out...

[Buzz Clik]

14. You have Pickles nailed on this one.

She's got that look of "If I don't smile I'll start screaming and run from the room!"

[flordehinojos]

15. exposing history of inappropriate behavior (sexual in content) in front of young black kids.

it seems the sight and proximity of the kid pleasures him to no end!

[Bitwit1234]

16. Have you ever seen bush have a photo-op

with a white child. Maybe he thinks he can get people to believe contrary to West's belief that he likes black people.

[Perry Logan]

17. "If Rush Limbaugh could get ahold of you, kid..."

[balantz]

18. "When's lunch?! This kid's makin' me hungry!"

[mtnHov]

19. It's pronounced nuculer not nuclear you little smart-ass