It is Monday morning and does anyone know where Dick Cheney is?

[whistle]

[unhappycamper]

1. In his crypt? n/t

[magellan]

4. I am SO lucky I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that!

:rofl:

[whistle]

23. Well I did when I thought of it

:spray:

[annabanana]

2. We DO have some "post procedure" pics, don't we?

Or don't we...

[tekisui]

11. yeah, here:

http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/ap/news/nation/washington/20071129_ap_bushpushesdemstookwarfunding.html

It shows darth behind chimpy demanding war money.

It is from thur. he had his pumper-shocked on mon.

[HughBeaumont]

3. It's 2001-2007. Where was he and what has he been doing?

Time to open investigations and throw the book at this spidery criminal once and for all.

[whistle]

24. I second that

[marmar]

5. Overseeing construction of the new Death Star.....

n/t

[saltpoint]

6. He's in his lonely study, reading a biography of Francis of Assissi.

A gnarled candle the room's only light, a dim flicker against the darkness...

The tick of his, uh, heart, the only sound...

[zabet]

7. Where ever he is...

he is plotting evil and
bastardly deeds.

[Bitwit1234]

8. I have wondered the same thing since

his "shock treatment" I haven't see hide or hair. Has anybody else. Wonder if he has an sick leave accumulated. As much as he's used he can't have any I mean 7 years, you can only get two weeks for most civil servants. And folks that's all he is a public servant. But they seem to forget that.

[tekisui]

13. He crawled out Thursday.

For war money. See the link in post #11.

[whistle]

25. Oh, he does not look too well, they only $50 billion and Cheney wanted $250 billion

[onehandle]

9. Under my bed.

Which explains why I couldn't sleep last night.

[spanone]

10. still dead

[Virginia Dare]

12. Check behind the bushes this a.m. while the chimp speaks..

he'll be doing his Cyrano routine probably.

[Connonym]

14. My guess is that he's in hell visiting his dad for the holidays

[Algorem]

15. popping viagra while watching secret live torture video feeds

from all of our rendition destinations

[madokie]

16. I had a wise business man tell me one time that he wanted to know exactly what he owned

and what he owed each day. Well maybe thats what we need to do is elevate the dick to that status and know where and what he is doing, as close as we can mind you, each day. After all he is fairly to extremely dangerously evil, depending on something we don't or haven't figured out yet but I'm thinking that blood prolly has something to do with it, just off the top of my head anyway

[Beelzebud]

17. Sleeping in Lee Harvey's grave.

[shadowknows69]

18. Haven't checked under the rocks outside yet.

I'll get back to you.

[DemoTex]

19. Still on the charger ..

When his eyes start blinking, unplug him. For a quick charge, show him a shotgun and say "HUNT!".

[shadowknows69]

20. Ah MAD magazine

A consistent sane voice in times of stupidity. Surely the greatest mag ever to see print.

[Ezlivin]

21. Only the Shadow knows

Dark, meet darker.

[shadowknows69]

22. Not even The Shadow would dare stare into that black heart

[whistle]

26. In summary then, he is hanging upside-down in a cave somewhere