Dear Abby, It's a sad sad day, I tell ya, when it's not ok to

[boston bean]

It's a sad sad day, I tell ya, when it's not ok to tell your wife during a live press conference that you want a divorce and she gives a live conference after yours saying it is all a big surprise to her.

At least I didn't continue in a relationship that wasn't good for me cause I found someone younger and tighter, right, don't I get some credit for that?


I mean where have the days gone when a good tryst wasn't a big deal. I had enough balls to divorce the woman of my children and move on with my life. I only lied to my wife until I was absolutely sure I wanted out of that marriage. At least I didn't continue lying right?

Oh, and remember the times you could hide your questionable expenses and hire your criminal cronies? In my eyes, I was being loyal to my criminal friends. They were helping me rake in the dough and I wanted to help them back. Does that make me a bad person?

Just ask yourself what has happened to our country? I mean you can't get away with anything anymore and its a damn shame.

Oh where have the good ole days gone???

I think it really comes down to this. We should have never impeached that good looking president clinton for that simple BJ. Look what it has cost me. Maybe if he had divorced Hillary and married Monica everything I've done wouldn't be such a big deal. At least I married my bimbo.

Sincerely,

My life sucks right now,
Rudy

[zanne]

1. MassDemm--You almost make me feel bad for Rudy.

Psych! Good job!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. whoot!

That is a gem of a letter! Good work!

[kurth]

3. Dear Rudy

Yes, you are a lying thieving scumbag and you SUCK.

[msongs]

4. Giuliani, Newsom, & Villaraigosa - big city mayors and audulterers all. sad nt

[nachoproblem]

10. I just got an e-mail saying I could get Villaraigosa

without a prescription! What should I do?

[onethatcares]

14. check to see

if it clears the FDA or is from Canada. Remember Villaraigosa can cause fainting, nausea, vomiting, ingrown toenails, erectile diysfunction, liver disease and shingles if used improperly. If you suffer from amnesia upon taking it, consult your doctor, you may suffer from a rare defect which can be tested for by a for profit hospital of your choice.

[progressivebydesign]

5. Gee Rudy, you forgot to mention throwing your kids out of the mansion...

.. and moving your bimbo in before they left! Sad times...

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

6. Dear Rudy,

It sounds as if you're finally coming to some realizations about your past actions.

Unfortunately, the realization seems to be that you're a victim of some sort, when, in fact, you're the perpetrator.

The most interesting feature of your letter I found was the fact that you came to me, a woman, for advice.

Funny how that works, huh?

Abby

MassDemm, :yourock:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. And I only married one of my cousins - it's not like I kept marrying other family members

[boston bean]

12. As a matter fact, it shows he is a real family values man! nt

[nachoproblem]

8. Dear Rudy,

If it would make you feel better, we could crash some more planes into things near you.

Stay heroic!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

11. Welcome to DU, nacho

Hooboy, you're acerbic, and that's pretty much a good thing :toast: MKJ

[nachoproblem]

13. Thank you!

I do my best. ;) Especially where it comes to my personal savior, Rudy.

[KharmaTrain]

9. I Sure Hope Rudy Continues To Deny & Avoid

This dude thinks people are so stupid as that either we're not smart enough to figure out his ponzi schemes or are wise to his lying.

Rudy's hit the third rail...sex, money and fame...the ingredients that give a scandal legs. The more he avois answering or tries to soft peddle it, it's like him waving a red cloth at the media. While Rudy can play this game now and hope he can scare the shit out of 25% of the 25% dead-enders for the nomination, but he'll enter the general election extremely flawed.