I named my teddy bear "Jesus H. Christ."

[Atman]

Don't kill me!

.

[C_U_L8R]

1. My teddy's name is Spaghetti Monster

and now I'm being threatened without dinner.

[Ishoutandscream2]

3. And 50 lashes with a wet noodle

[Atman]

4. Behold his fuzzy appendage!

Sorry. Is that blasphemous?

.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Look out for William Donohue.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. What a coincidence! I named my god "Teddy." nt

[Neecy]

9. I named my dog Teddy

Hey, dog is god backward...I think we're onto something! Wanna take over the world?

[Lex]

6. That's what my cat probably thinks her name is.

nt

[Solly Mack]

7. I call mine Bon-Bon

[TomInTib]

8. You're fired.

You have five minutes to empty your desk and leave the campus.

[riona]

10. You will be deported

[havocmom]

12. Perhaps after a good flogging

I swear to Teddy....

[DemGa]

11. I've got a feeling Jesus wouldn't mind

He might even see the humor in it. Certainly the symbol of Jesus himself is strong enough to withstand this egregious act. :)

[judaspriestess]

13. where is my taser

[iconoclastic cat]

14. What's the "H." for? nt

[HughMoran]

15. Henry, of course

Doesn't everyone knwo that? :rofl:

[Kurovski]

31. "Huggy" bear?

Maybe a stuffed bear will do more to redeem America than the Democratic Congress?

Actually, that's probably already a given.

[FloridaJudy]

36. Howard

Like his Dad's first name.

You know "Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...."

[Mabus]

39. I thought it was Harold, as in

"Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name."

[FloridaJudy]

40. Or as in

"Hark! The Harold! Angels sing...."

[Mabus]

44. Exactamundo!

Now you understand why I've always thought it was "Harold".

;)

[eppur_se_muova]

43. Hammed ... just like his cousin Mo.

(Actually, a small, extremely reclusive monastic order has preserved a tradition by which the "H" stands for Harriett -- supposedly, he preferred to be addressed by a feminine name when he wore the robe.)

((Seriously, though, the H is for "Hopalong".))

[Squatch]

16. A witch!!! Burn him!!!!

[Kolesar]

17. that was uninteresting.

[Atman]

19. So uninteresting, you felt compelled to respond!

:hi:

.

[stray cat]

18. a good thing about living in the US

[shaniqua6392]

20. OH MY GOD!!

No really...That is the name of my teddy bear.

[nonconformist]

21. But does he ride a pogo stick?

[HughMoran]

22. Nope, he is strapped to a trailer hitch

:rofl:

[krispos42]

23. You've offended Him

Now he's personally gonna bust a cap in yo' head!





:rofl:

[superkia]

24. I named my teddy bear " imaginery friend".

[dave123williams]

25. What does the "H" stand for, anyway?

[Cronus Protagonist]

27. Hallmark, for when you want to send the VERY best.

n/t

[Hissyspit]

26. I named my cat Ceiling Cat...

He watches over us all.

[n2doc]

28. The Bad Reporter beat you to it!

Middle panel:

[Atman]

30. DAMN! I knew I should have gone with my first instinct...

"Winnie The Christ."

.

[cgrindley]

29. Mine's called "Allah Doesn't Exist" (nt)

[MindPilot]

32. I call mine Pope-y Pants

[L. Coyote]

33. I named mine "Almighty God." Thanks. I just could not decide on a name until now.

[FloridaJudy]

34. Yes, but do you have one of *these*?

We're both going to hell.

[n2doc]

35. I named my last orgasm "Oh God!"

:evilgrin::spank:

[balantz]

37. I named mine "shrub", and then I burned him.

Is that bad?

[LiberalFighter]

38. How many fundamentalist whack jobs will name their teddy bears Muhammed?

We should tell the Muslims in that country that all Republicans in America have teddy bears and their names are all Muhammed. (Excuse me if not spelled correctly just not interested in making sure it is.)

[Uncle Joe]

41. I was always curious about that, what does the H. stand for, Hernandez? n/t

[dweller]

42. Howard

ourfatherwhoartinheaven, Howard bethyname


dp

[Dorian Gray]

45. Don't worry.

[muriel_volestrangler]

46. I give you: the Saint Sebastian pincushion

http://www.philosophersguild.com.nyud.net:8080/pics/0195.gif

http://www.philosophersguild.com/index.lasso?page_mode=Product_Detail&item=0195

[Disturbed]

47. I have wondered about the "H" for many years.

DU sure is educational.

[FatDave]

48. I have a cat named The Lord

Have you found The Lord yet? He was in the garage the whole time. The Lord is always welcome in our home. The Lord knows I'm a kind man.

I'm not really that clever though, stole it from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

[Ferretherder]

49. I named MYSELF 'GOD', ....

...then became deathly afraid of what my righteous indignation might lead me to do to myself!

[Berry Cool]

50. DIE, INFIDEL! n/t

[God23]

51. A little worse

[FatDave]

52. A whole lot worse

Seriously, do not click on this link if you are even close to easily offended.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

[God23]

53. LOL!!!! Ewwwwww.

[Sabriel]

54. Did it look like this one?

or there's always this one:

[dweller]

55. nah, prolly more like this one

dp

[Generic Brad]

56. I, for one, will not kill you

Condemning you to the fires of hell for eternity is adequate for me.