The date was July 8, 1947

[whistle]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses
claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens
aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just
outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long
been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the
federal Government. However, you may NOT know that in
the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after
that historic day the following were all born
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1. George W. Bush,
2. Dick Cheney,
3. Donald Rumsfield,
4. Bill O'Reilly,
5. Rush Limbaugh.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece
of information may clear up a lot of things.

[Elspeth]

1. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

[Captain Angry]

2. Funny, but totally inaccurate.

1: 7/6/1946
2: 1/30/1941
3: 7/9/1932
4: 9/10/1949
5: 1/12/1951

[whistle]

3. They forged their birth certificates, these guys all came from alien seed!

[Captain Angry]

4. What did aliens ever do to you for those kind of insults?

To say that any alien could be so low as to be like Cheney is just out of line.

:-)

[whistle]

5. I know, and I'm sincerely sorry, but alien sperm from outer space is everywhere

....you probably ingested some when you ate today. So don't be surprised if something very strange happens in nine months or so.:yoiks:

[Kucinich4America]

6. I thought everyone knew that Cheney was one of the reptiles from "V"

[whistle]

7. Well that proves that he has been in rehab, revulcanizing his outer skin

[Captain Angry]

9. Cheney isn't nearly cool enough to have been in V

Marc Singer would have had none of it.

[bbinacan]

8. Ever heard of snopes.com?