Where's Dick?

[Stephanie]

They shocked his heart on Monday and claimed he was back at work on Tuesday morning, but I haven't seen any evidence of that, have you? Has anyone seen Big Dick?

[Turbineguy]

1. Shhhhh!

....Don't tell anybody. It's a secret!

[whistle]

2. Maybe Dennis Kucinich's impeachment resolution is having an affect

[spanone]

3. Still Dead.

[TechBear_Seattle]

9. But where has he been *lately*?

Saying Dick Cheney is dead is like saying Liberace was flamboyant. :eyes:

[Atman]

4. That's what he asks every morning when he tries to pee.

His giant belly is hiding Little Dick like a penguin warming an egg.

.

[hisownpetard]

5. I wonder if the name of that 'undisclosed location' he frequents begins with "H"?

[Captain Hilts]

6. With Sean Taylor dominating the news, Cheney could have had a sex change op and no one would care.

[Wildewolfe]

7. See dick defib

From the new children's book
Dead Eye Dick by Curious George

See Dick Defib
defib dick defib
Shock dick quick
shake dick shake
see dick run
run dick run
bunker dick bunker
hide dick hide

[blogslut]

8. Not yet

And I know you troll Yahoo News photos like I do. That's usually where I find him. :hi:

[Stephanie]

13. exactly

I see no evidence that he is back at work as they claim. CNN has a photo from Monday morning. Nothing new since. :hi:

[robbedvoter]

10. It's a technical question for vampires, but this website wasn't updated:

http://ischeneydeadyet.com/2002.html
since 2002 - so you may wonder of his state since then

[zabet]

11. Undisclosed location.

Maybe in that man-sized
safe. Maybe it is not a
safe but, some sort of evil
life force pod that he crawls
into to recharge himself!!
:silly::crazy::silly:

[Javaman]

12. Dick has been fucked...

sorry, couldn't resist. LOL

[lame54]

14. he's right here...

[zippy890]

15. !!

yowza

:rofl:

[DemoTex]

16. A day without Cheney is like a day without the shingles.

[Bitwit1234]

17. OH OH OH he's off to see the Wizard

the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. If it worked for the TinMan.

[LiberalEsto]

18. Shootin' lawyers

at one of those canned hunts