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Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 12:51 PM by tjwash
12 "questions" that the corpra-media can ask at tonights debate.
1) Mayor Giuliani: Can you describe in less than four thousand words; how it felt to be our national hero and outstanding leader during 9-11?
2) Senator McCain: Do you think it is possible for you to look even REMOTELY as good in a codpiece as GW Bush did?
3) Senator Brownback: You have just received a report on your desk from the CIA detailing how terrorists have smuggled a loose nuke into Los Angeles and plan to detonate it under the Shrine Auditorium at 4:30 pm Thursday. How could the Democrats have allowed this to happen?
4) Gov. Romney: China has pulled all of their investments out of the U.S. stock market causing a crash the likes have never been seen in our country; why didn’t all the labor unions voluntarily fold months beforehand so that we could have avoided this catastrophe?
5) Senator Paul: The healthcare crisis is worse than it has ever been. There are a record high number of people with no health insurance, and medical costs are unaffordable by middle class Americans. What can we do about all the deadbeats that intentionally keep getting sick and injured just so they can keep abusing the system and making the insurance companies look bad?
6) Gov. Huckabee: There have been several states in the northeast United States that have passed, or are in the process of passing, legislation allowing same sex marriage. What should the prayer for Jesus to smite all of them in his mercy sound like?
7) Congressman Hunter: The war on terror in the Middle East has taken a sudden turn for the worst. You have had no choice but to use nuclear weapons on every country in the Middle East except for Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE, and Israel. Every country in Europe, and Asia have formed the largest coalition ever seen in history, and are planning an invasion on United States soil while simultaneously embargoing economic support and trade. Why did the Democrats in Congress force you to do this in the first place?
8) Gov. Gilmore: Education in the United States is falling apart. We are graduating more people that can’t read at a high school level then ever before. Inner city high schools have more acts of random violence than ever before, and qualified teachers are quitting to go to the private sector because they can no longer live on the meager salaries that they are paid. Can you explain exactly how the ACLU in partnership with Islamic extremists could let all of this to happen by removing forced prayer out of our public schools?
9) Congressman Tancredo: I love your shirt. The tie especially. Can you explain once again, that because your donors can afford to buy you a seven thousand dollar ensemble, that a little 8 year old girl in Bangladesh now has a nice job, and place to sleep now?
10) Gov. Thompson: You stated once that we need to build a giant fence around the entire country to keep out illegal immigrants, however most of your campaign contributors businesses have acquired extremely high profits because they hire illegal immigrants under the table to do the work at a fraction of the cost that….OK, WHO THE HELL PUT THIS ONE IN HERE??
11) Addressed to all: OK, I’m going to go from left to right; is it pronounced “nuke-yoo-ler” or “nuke-lee-ar”?
12) Mr. Thompson...MR. THOMPSON!! Ah hell, can someone wake up Fred and remind him that he's supposed to be the "exciting" candidate?
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