BREAKING MSNBC: Doctors have found a human heart inside of Dick Cheney

[NNN0LHI]

It was making a funny noise and someone heard it.

Don

[Wickerman]

1. that lying MSM

there is NO chance Cheney has a human heart.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Smart money says it's not his own

and that it's not in his chest but in his belly.

[donheld]

3. What Dick Cheney's heart sounds like a

Cash Register? Ca-ching Ca-Ching Ca-ching Ca-Ching

[Eurobabe]

4. It's a pig heart

and the pig is pissed.

[warren pease]

5. Doctors? More likely geologists. n/t

[Mythsaje]

6. Yeah, but it's very very very SMALL.

It's a grinch transplant.

[rateyes]

11. Apologize, right now!!!

to Grinches everywhere!!

[AndyA]

7. Doctors have found a human heart inside of Dick Cheney

I wonder who it belongs to? :shrug:

[EFerrari]

8. I'm waiting for a reputable outlet.

lol

[earth mom]

9. No F*cking Way! nt

[rateyes]

10. Who did he shoot to get it? nt

[Minstrel Boy]

12. in his stomach n/t

[Giant Robot]

13. As well as some fava beans and a nice chianti,,,,,

[rox63]

14. Whose heart did he rip out and eat? n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

15. I thought he swallowed his prey whole. nt

[Rex]

16. Whois was it?

[Didereaux]

17. pigs hearts are often confused with human ones, by students!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Along with the rest of the human he ate for breakfast n/t

[Critters2]

19. How the hell did that get there? nt

[karlrschneider]

20. But all the connectors had left-hand threads! They haven't yet told him about this

situation.