Your candidate totally sucks.

[WilliamPitt]

Discuss.

;)

[tridim]

1. "Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran."

Discuss.

[YOY]

3. The band or the Angelic figure from Barbarella?

n/t

[Kucinich4America]

10. And furthermore, none of the Taylors are related either.

Don't ask me how I know that, as I haven't given a crap about Duran Duran since Andy & John left the band the first time.

[11 Bravo]

2. How come it's OK to prick your finger, but not to finger your prick?

Discuss ... (with much homage to George Carlin)

[MrCoffee]

4. so's your face.

[walldude]

5. Can't argue with that logic....

At least he doesn't blow....

[AtomicKitten]

6. That conundrum invokes shpilkes in my geneckteckessoink.

[spanone]

7. How can Susan B. Anthony?

[Individualist]

8. Quantum physics

Discuss

[Rex]

9. Ha! I am perpetually undecided so...suck on that!

:P

[TwilightZone]

11. They ALL suck. Every, single one of them.

Or so I've heard.

[emilyg]

12. Who, What, When, Where

[youthere]

13. Perhaps...but he doesn't swallow.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

14. It's difficult to suck while talking,but candidates manage to do both...to excess.

[TahitiNut]

19. Yeah ... well, it's when they BITE at the same time that they show true sociopathic talent.

:shrug:

[CT_Progressive]

15. My candidate does not totally suck.

[slackmaster]

16. They say your candidate blows dead dogs, but I know they're wrong

I saw one of them move.

[mmonk]

17. What?

[TahitiNut]

18. Would you call that a "fact" or an "opinion"?

:evilgrin:

[AlertLurker]

20. Don't be such a "Hater."

[undeterred]

21. My candidate may be short and unelectable

but he has principles and a drop dead gorgeous wife.

[Perry Logan]

22. I will tear my head off if your candidate is nominated.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Your candidate can suck a basketball through a garden hose

and on a really good day, he/she can suck-start a B-52.

[hfojvt]

24. you do not go far enough

All candidates except X suck. X is a saint. X is perfect. If X does not win the nomination, I hope he/she runs as an independent.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. i suspect she does.