Because you can never mock him enough...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Something’s Wrong With Him
(To the tune of Take The Long Way Home – Super Tramp)

Take a deep breath and count to 10
Cuz he’s rubbing bald heads again
Something’s wrong with him
Something’s wrong with him

Playing dress-up for photo ops
Smoke and mirrors the bumper crops
Something’s wrong with him
Something’s wrong with him

There are times when he speaks up there at the podium
Oh the Immodium, is wearing off, ewww
Verbal pratfalls become a part of the tedium
Oh, can he be that dumb, no need to ask that twice

The only time that he heeds advice
Is after his third Jim Beam and ice
Something’s wrong with him
Something’s wrong with him

Hasta have his own way you see
Compromise is an allergy
Something’s wrong with him
Something’s wrong with him

With the world as his stage it’s so unmistakable
Inescapable, how they abhor him
Spends his life getting rich from inhumanity
Oh the planet he’ll, surely see wiped out

Doesn’t know that a comma’s not an apostrophe
Thinks an endoscopy, is a sex toy
When you look in his ear you can see out the other side
Yea, mental Slip n’ Slide
Let’s give him no more time

Would he please put the saddle down
Before the horse scares his pampers brown
Something’s wrong with him
Something’s wrong with him

Wrong with him,
Wrong with him,
Wrong with him....

[babylonsister]

1. "Thinks an endoscopy, is a sex toy"

:rofl: Excellent!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. thank ya sis :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[lame54]

2. "We must expose, huniliate American Errorists...

...We'll start with one."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WtpF2uM7tWk

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. THAT was awsome!

:applause:

Thank you Lame54!! :pals:

[smokey nj]

3. Bravo!!!!!

:applause: :yourock:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. hi smokey! thank you :)

hi to mister smokey please!!

:hi: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[smokey nj]

26. Mr. smokey says "Hi"

:hi:

[Blue_In_AK]

4. Another one out of the ballpark, Salmon.

Good one! :thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Hi Blue!

Thank you :D :hug:

[Rex]

5. Cudos, that is an awesome revision! I actually like it better than the original!

You, my friend, ROCK! :)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Thank you Rex!

It sat for months because I just plain forgot it was there :rofl:

:hug: :pals:

[Richard Steele]

9. K&R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. We meet again, Mr. Steele...

Thank you my friend :D

[H2O Man]

11. Nominated.

Very good! Thanks.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. H2O Man :)

Very welcome sir, hope all is well with you.

:hi: :hug: :pals:

[Kurovski]

15. you had me at

"rubbing bald heads again." :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. hehe Hiya Kurovski! Thank you!

:hi: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[Lars39]

16. lol

I'll surely be humming this one for a long time. Excellent SCE ! :D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Thank you Lars39!

Earworms'R'Us :)

:hug: :pals: :loveya:

[Kucinich4America]

17. And if you put a band together to perform this parody song, it would be called....

...Superchimp. :evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. LMAO!! Hi Kucinich4America! Welcome to DU!!

:hi: :toast: :D

[Cabcere]

29. Nice one!

:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup: Welcome to DU, Kucinich4America. :hi: :D

[zabet]

21. A mastery of mockery!!

:thumbsup:

Excellent! k and r

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Thank you citizen_jane!

He deserves every word of it LOL

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[bleever]

23. One of your best!

"Mental Slip 'n Slide" :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. Thank you bleever!

:hi: :hug: :pals:

[Karenina]

25. Brilliant! K&R!

:kick:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. Thank You Karenina :)

:hug: :hi: :)

[MzNov]

27. A week without Salmonizing is a week without sunshine !

A saucy offering to be sure!!

Thank you, you say it all so well.

:hi: :hug:

:bounce:

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving with your Dad and family.

:loveya: :smoochesbeyondwords:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. Hi MsNovember!! It was a very good weekend :)

Dad's home, the food was plentiful, and there were 20 of us and three generations at the table :)

Thank you darlin :D :hug:

I was fighting this one a bit, until I just let the angry fly and say what was on my mind.

:biggerermessofsmoochesback:

:loveya:

Hope you got to yak with your folks! Pat the kitties please?

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Cabcere]

31. Well done, SCE!

:applause: :D You never fail to amaze me with your parodies...spot-on, as always. :thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. Hi Cabcere!! Thank you so much!!

Saw your DUzy winner, and nearly ruined the new monitor :rofl:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[Cabcere]

33. Hehe, thanks!

:blush: :D :hug:

[ThatsMyBarack]

34. Well done!

:applause: :rofl: :spray:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. Thank you danagsk8!

:hi: :pals: :hug: :)

[BigBearJohn]

36. BRAVO! K/R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. Thank you BBJ! :hugs:

:hi: :pals: :loveya:

[scarletwoman]

38. I'm SOO embarrassed! I thought I had k&r'd your post hours ago! Better late than never!

Terrific lyrics, great job!

Actually, as soon as I saw your post earlier today, I emailed JeffR to nominate it for a DUzy. I forgot that I hadn't come back afterward.

So here's another well-deserved rec and a kick...

:hug:
sw

[SalmonChantedEvening]

39. hi scarletwoman! no worries please :)

Thank you for reading and enjoying it, that's the real kick for me in writing these.

And thank you for the nominating as well.

:hug: :pals: :loveya:

SCE :)