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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 05:57 PM
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Maq Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:02 PM
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1. I teach u english this is
master bait
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:02 PM
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2. Is he peeing on those carrots!!!????
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

GREAT POST~!!! Thanks..
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bear425 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:03 PM
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3. Damn! Shouldn't have built that fence out of carrots.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:05 PM
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4. LOL!
He wish it was that long! :rofl:
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teamster633 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:08 PM
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5. I bet Laura would like me a lot better if I was built like this...
...Jimmy-Jeff too!
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nightrider767 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:15 PM
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6. Ahh Billy, Billy, Billy
You keep working and in five more hours, and ya know what? This carrot right here,,,,,,, is gonna be yours Billy.

Now how about that!?!

Ya know Billy, you're the back bone of this economy. Without good folks you, we'd have to pay real wages to someone else. Prices would have to rise and we wouldn't be able to hide how empty and rotten our system really is.

So you keep workin Billy. And when you get home at night and tune into CNBC and you see the markets are going up in value, and people are getting richer than they ever dreamed possible, you can smile, because you're a big part of that.

Thanks Billy.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:16 PM
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7. Makes sense. A potato head would have a carrot for a dick.
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:22 PM
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9. ...
:spray:
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:21 PM
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8. "Lemme show ya what we did with these puppies back at Yale."
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zingaro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:25 PM
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10. "Firmly grasp it..."
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:39 PM
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11. ".......and if YOU eat enough of THESE, it will improve your vision."
Edited on Fri Nov-23-07 06:40 PM by Double T
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 06:57 PM
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12. "How many trees did it take to grow all these yams?"
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:35 PM
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25. Good one!
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 07:04 PM
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13. Bill Cosby called
He wants his sweater back.
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 07:32 PM
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14. there was a thread here not long ago ... which spoke of the
inappropriateness of bush around young black kids (and perhaps latino kids too ... as he seems to have grabbed hold of a latino girl who appears to be caught between the inappropriateness of bush's act towards her and the pleasure of the moment.
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 07:44 PM
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16. He does a lot of inappropriate touching...
from patting a bald Black man on the head to grabbing the Chancellor of Germany and giving her a massage.

Like his habit of giving people nicknames, Bush's inappropriate touching indicates a lack of respect for people.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 07:35 PM
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15. "Now, you say your name is Monica? ..."
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 08:14 PM
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17. I held muh unit like this while Condi backed-up on it.
Hey, what time do ya git off work?
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 08:16 PM
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18. Imma gonna hugsya. No one will willingerly touch me,
Sumthin about evil. Hey these carrots look like penius.
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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 08:39 PM
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19. uh oh, Laura ain't gonna like losin' the 'stash'!
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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 08:41 PM
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20. I applaud the restraint of DUers vis a vis the OBVIOUS line! (but their is still hope LOL)
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:20 PM
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24. We're all much too mature for THAT line!




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Cirque du So-What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 09:05 PM
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21. 'A've adopted a carrot and stick approach to dealing with the economy'
'from now on the dollar is worth one CARROT...so you can take that and STICK it up your ass!'
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gulliver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:06 PM
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22. "He is here to help us," she thought. "The President is here ...
... to help us." She smiled, nearly crying because someone finally came to help her have a better life.

"Get a picture of me with this Mexican hugging me," thought Bush. "Quick, she's about to cry! I'm a beautiful, loving President. And funny. Gotta think of a damned carrot joke!"
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Amonester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:13 PM
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23. "Once I'll get the git-go from uncle dick to start wurl-wor three...
Edited on Fri Nov-23-07 10:23 PM by Amonester
that's all yuh grimlin's gonna huve left to eat - smirk - smirk - heh - heh - heh - heh - heh."




On edit: forgot the smirks and the deranged laugh (how could I?).
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:41 PM
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26. That is sooooo funny!
I cannot come up with a caption - my brain doesn't want to think about his anatomy -yuck!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:49 PM
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27. Laughing too hard to caption, but I see DUzys o'plenty on the horizon! nt
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:39 PM
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31. ahem
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:42 PM
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32. ahem
Edited on Fri Nov-23-07 11:57 PM by gateley
:hi:

Thanks again!!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:51 PM
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28. Quien es mas macho?
Boosh es mas macho.
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:52 PM
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29. Cheer up, I was only joking about a fence.
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:08 PM
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30. I hear you have 4 jobs...............
Isn't that uniquely American?
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Mend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 07:11 PM
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35.  yes, at the Long Dong Carrot Factory, Carrot In the Bush Factory, 8" Uncut Carrot Factory, and
Oral-Dick U Carrot Factory. Then I go home to bed.
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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 01:45 AM
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33. a little modification...the Xmas CARROT ;)
Edited on Sat Nov-24-07 01:49 AM by Didereaux


....... (snicker, snicker!)
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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 03:18 AM
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34. thanks for the pic...it made it to the cover of the Susidized Farmers Journal...
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