Caption this pic.

[Lord Wortherington]

"There is a void in my life, per haps if I fill it with useless consumer items I will feel vibrant and new!"

[DS1]

1. I love having my picture posted on messageboards where strangers can take potshots

and make whatever assumptions they like.

[Lord Wortherington]

8. The perils of stepping out from ones doorstep.

She knew the risks. :crazy:

[DS1]

12. She knew the risks.

now that's funny

[Angela Shelley]

2. Life in the land of the free

[no_hypocrisy]

3. God Bless America!!

And Bank of America . . .

[Bucky]

4. I work my ass off all year round and finally I get a chance to spoil myself a bit

Wait, that's not humorous.

[book_worm]

5. It may be an assumption on my part (as you made an assumption on your part)

but maybe she is buying items for charity. I know when I worked in retail the day after TG people connected with charities would come into our store and buy items at a special rate that we honored. So I won't make a sarcastic remark without knowing her story.

[canadianbeaver]

6. Just waiting for hubby to bring the SUV round front......

to put all this loot into....then onto round 2.....

potshots....there was a thread earlier on that was showing some nice shots of some pot...

Humour comes in all forms....and is guaranteed to offend someone at some time...

edit: ..don't know her story...but she looks like me when me and my dad go shopping for his christmas gifts all in one day....that is why the round 2 remark is there...

[kurth]

7. Maybe she just saved 70% on soap and clothing for the year?

[rug]

9. "I hope DS1 likes it."

[Lord Wortherington]

10. Awwwwww... I switched the pic

Because people were feeling sorry for this poor lady:



Did anybody ever stop and think that she might have shoplifted those items and thus deserves an anonymous internet browbeating? Did ya?

[Ian David]

15. It won't come clean!

"It won't come clean! Need more soap! More soap! I'm dirty! DIRTY! Lotions... Hmmmm... lotions smell nice. I wish I smelled nice. I'm so dirty... must buy more LOTION!"

[Ian David]

17. Maybe those bags are actually full of wreckage from Tower Seven? n/t

[Ian David]

11. Next week...

Next week, on "Human Manor", our intrepid Meerkat journalists observe humans in their yearly shopping frenzy...

See also:

Meerkats photo report was a hoax
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2334836&mesg_id=2334836

[IADEMO2004]

13. You win the spirit of DU award

IMHO

[Snarkoleptic]

14. The wolves want me to shop us out of the recsssion.

[book_worm]

16. A nice cross section of America: men, women, young, old, white, black, asian

latino. Thanks for posting!

[Ezlivin]

18. Do they still allow photography in public?

I was harassed by the local police when I was seen taking pictures of a store with my new digital camera. I was just fooling around, trying it out, and someone reported me to the police.

I used to go out and take pictures of industrial sites (using black & white or infrared film) but now I'm sure I'd come under suspicion.

[rurallib]

19. Americans sacrifice to win the War on Terror

"Go shopping" said Dear Leader.

[Perry Logan]

20. Can you spot the terrorist(s)?