What Are Conservatives *Really* Interested In? Conservapedia Statistics Reveal All

[brainshrub]

This is getting a lot of play on Reddit right now, and I thought y'all would enjoy it.

What Are Conservatives *Really* Interested In? Conservapedia Statistics Reveal All.

1. Main Page‎ <1,895,198>
2. Homosexuality‎ <1,477,403>
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ <516,055>
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ <416,446>
5. Homosexuality and Parasites‎ <387,303>
6. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ <327,825>
7. Homosexuality and Domestic Violence‎ <320,047>
8. Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ <306,746>
9. Homosexuality and Syphilis‎ <261,806>
10. Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ <244,108>

Says a lot, doesn't it? It reminds me of this cartoon:

[CJCRANE]

1. ...

:wtf:

That's a total obsession.

[rjones2818]

2. Very funny!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[stevedeshazer]

3. Please. That's so Larry Craig.

So Mark Foley.

So David Dreier.

So Jim West.

So Richard Curtis.

So on and so on.

[babylonsister]

19. But Dreier isn't gay!

:yoiks:

[skipos]

4. Good Lord. nt

[Richard Steele]

5. Gee, guys- OBSESS much?

That's just amazing! I had to give this the 5th rec!

(The cartoon is pretty funny as well.)

[Maven]

6. WTF is gay bowel syndrome?

Seriously.

WTF.

[JVS]

9. An old Cecil Adams article from 1996 mentions it

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html

[Gabi Hayes]

11. birdy num num!

that link made my day!

'Cecil Adams' is the best

[Gabi Hayes]

12. can you get anything from doing this?

[scarletwoman]

18. No. But I can get something out of watching John Turturro doing it.

I'm gonna take that gun and shove it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click...

:evilgrin:
sw

[tbyg52]

10. Just what you'd think (I upped their page hit count)

And then there's this section:
"Homosexual Activists Angered by the Medical Term Gay Bowel Syndrome"
Well, duh.

OMG! Their links panel on the left is called "master control".....

I will never understand conservatives, at least of this sort.

[hvn_nbr_2]

7. Gay bowel syndrome?

I guess I'm not up-to-speed on conservative paranoia.

[FreepFryer]

14. Gay Bowel Syndrome - typical anti-Gay lies (link) shrouded in gobbledegook.

http://www.alternet.org/story/31942/

[Maven]

16. Ah, thank you.

These people are sick.

[JVS]

8. Well their other articles just suck!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Nebuchadnezzar_I

Look at this turd

[brainshrub]

13. Check out their entry on "kangaroo"

Conservapedia entry for the origin of the kangaroo:

According to the origins theory model used by young earth creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic.

After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.

Wikis are reflective of the collective intelligence of the authors.

[knitter4democracy]

17. Um. That made almost no sense.

That's a terrible entry. Is that how that place really is? Ugh. I hope kids aren't using it for their papers in school.

[SpiralHawk]

15. One needs to take a WIDE STANCE on these statistics

Just because these stats prove the majority of republicon homelanders are closet cases,
is no reason to suppose they are not also Chickenhawks, like their leaders Commander AWOL Bush , Dickie "Five Military Deferments" Cheney, Jeff "Bulldog White House Male Prostitute" Gannon, and Rush "Viagra and Oxycontin Cock-TAIL" Limbaugh.

Get your mind out of the diapers, puh-lease !

[B Calm]

20. Love the cartoon..