So Ric Flair, Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent are standing before St. Peter....

[theHandpuppet]

Certainly I thought there had to be a punchline in there somewhere, but Huckabee's endorsements read like good sketch material for The Simpsons! Anyone want to take bets on who's next?

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

November 20, 2007
Wrestler Ric Flair supporting Mike Huckabee
Huckabee has picked another endorsement from a celebrity strong man.

COLUMBIA, South Carolina (CNN) – In the race for presidential endorsements, Mike Huckabee has the kitschy pop culture celebrity vote on lockdown.

First it was martial arts hero and "Walker, Texas Ranger" star Chuck Norris, who appears with Huckabee in his first TV ad.

Then hard-rocking hunting enthusiast Ted Nugent jumped on the Huckabee bandwagon, citing the Republican's support for second amendment rights.

Now, Huckabee is getting ready to rumble: wrestler Ric Flair, a.k.a. The Nature Boy, is supporting the former Arkansas governor in his bid for the White House....

[SoCalDem]

1. And St. Peter's horns, tail & pitchfork are cleverly disguised

They hear "psssst , psssst, psssst", and see jerry Falwell hiding behind a rock.. "Run, he says'..It's a trick"..


:rofl:

[BuyingThyme]

2. I just lost all respect for Flair.

[underpants]

3. Me too

[semillama]

4. I as well, but I guess all those blows to the head have had their effect n/t

[Greeby]

14. You mean stretching out his in-ring career a decade too long wasn't enough?

:shrug:

[Cheap_Trick]

5. so let's see

a steroid case, a has-been and a never-was endorse fuckabee? Whoop de frikking doo! Fuckabee has as much chance of getting the nomination as a choir boy has of keeping his ass intact at a catholic priest convention.

[KharmaTrain]

6. Where's Bo Derek??

or maybe Billy Baldwin...we know how Huckabee's been a boost to all their "careers". :rofl:

[BushOut06]

7. I'm waiting for the Kirk Cameron endorsement

That would really win people over... :sarcasm:

[FredScuttle]

8. But who will capture the all-important Junior Samples endorsement?

[Clark2008]

9. I know you were trying to be cute, but most of the old-time

Country & Western singers were Democrats - they were hard-working, pro-union cusses... and most of them were on Hee Haw.

[FredScuttle]

11. I wasn't poking fun at "old-time Country & Western singers"

I was poking fun at the Junior Samples voters.

[DefenseLawyer]

10. Going after the coveted kiss-stealing, jet-flying, limousine-riding son-of-a-gun vote

I must admit though, there isn't an important decision that I make where I don't stop and ponder What would the Nature Boy do?

[flvegan]

16. You just gotta walk that aisle. WHOOOOO!

[DefenseLawyer]

19. So what you're telling me is

that to BE the man, I've got to BEAT the man? So true, Natch, so true.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. Your subject line is satisfaction enough

;)

[Phoonzang]

13. Noooo! Not Rick Flair!

Dammit. I liked him.

[Mad_Dem_X]

15. "...another endorsement from a celebrity strong man."

:eyes: :rofl:

[JohnnyBoots]

17. Charles Darwin would be a big endorsement.

[terrya]

18. Huckabee will be getting the coveted Pat Boone endorsement soon, I'm sure!