Caption time!

[Vanje]

Can a photo-shop whiz put some handcuffs on this criminal?

[SpiralHawk]

1. "Of course I'm crapping my pants." - Commander AWOL

"Wouldn't you crap yours if you were really a Connecticut preppy AWOL chickenhawk occult-clubbing republicon homelander pretending to be a Texas tough guy war hero Commander type stud?

"I mean, especially if you had failed your country miserably on 9/11 and with Hurricane Katrina, if you had placed a horde of corrupt cronies in government office, handed over gobs of taxpayer money to corrupt crony corporations, then lied the nation into a phony war, a war that is actually an oil profits crusade? Sure you would. You would crap your pants, too, especially when you got to the part where your house of cards and lies was collapsing all around you, revealing you to be illegitimate, a fraud, and maliciously corrupt and incompetent.

"So you see I have good reason to crap my pants, and you can just shut us your smarmy prole faces, and sit down."

- Commander AWOL

[Al Federfer]

2. "I need a fuckin' drink."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

3. worst president ever

[Vanje]

5. His expression indicates that he may have an inkling of his status of W.P.E.

Also, it looks like he is practicing for his perp walk.

[jimshoes]

4. I'm an idiot

and a fraud.

[Gregorian]

6. Sir. Sir! Your seatbelt. You must remove your seatbelt to get out of the car.

[Sparkly]

7. "Ya might not want to go in there for a few minutes." nt

[davidwparker]

8. Idiot

[Perry Logan]

9. "Must...have...drugs."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. "Stay in the limo Jeff" n/t

[warrior1]

11. I'm tired of sucking at everything

[BB1]

12. "Oh shit, here comes Laura. Think she'll smell it?"

[DFW]

13. (see below)

"My sleeve is caught in the door latch........."

[Catshrink]

14. "I am so grateful for these Depends Laura bought me."

[Catshrink]

15. "Okay, Condi, the coast is clear. You can sneak out the back."