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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:46 PM Original message |
Bush Has Moles, Believed Benign, Removed From His Forehead |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
1. Two Moles removed from his head and a Gerbil removed from his ass |
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CrazyOrangeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. ! |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
18. It must be Friday. |
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CrazyOrangeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'm sure the moles are quite relieved. n/t |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:53 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. "Free at last, free at last..." nt |
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karlrschneider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
5. If we could only get that nasty growth removed from his neck... |
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NRaleighLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
6. Now his IQ will drop at least 50 points!....nt |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:05 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. ...all the way down to zero. |
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Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:23 PM Response to Reply #12 |
19. yep, that was his last remaining functioning brain cells escaping. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
7. maybe he should stop spending so much time "Cuttin brush" at his photo-op |
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AnnInLa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
8. Well, that's just terrible |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
9. The only benign thing about Bush is removed |
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
10. ahh, poor little guys... |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
11. Three of them, each of which resembled the number "6" |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
13. How about that big lump between his shoulders? |
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David Zephyr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
14. The "666" was becoming to legible and had to be removed. |
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npincus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
15. that's the Evil boring it's way out from inside. |
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Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
16. Sure they did |
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jakem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
17. Damn. If the moles were benign... |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
20. benign?? too bad. |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
21. having sprayed my glass of wine all over the monitor over the brillliant comments of my co-DU'ers, I |
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northofdenali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
22. This week's DUzy awards (or next week's) |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
23. His skin is in awful shape |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 09:55 AM Response to Reply #23 |
28. Republickers don't believe there's a hole in The Ozone Layer, and won't use sunscreen. Besides... |
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Vanje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 11:05 AM Response to Reply #23 |
31. In rams or billygoats, you'd call it 'Horn primordia' |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
24. The 3rd Mole, Eric, saw his shadow and crawled back inside George's skull |
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jazzjunkysue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
25. The alien symbiont attempts to escape feet first, only to be amputated |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
26. NOTHING that comes from Bush could ever be considered benign! |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
27. Moles or molds? |
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MiniMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
29. Maybe they will slip and do a lobotomy accidentally |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
30. Forehead? Dang, his horns were growing again...n/t |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
32. Why won't the doctors address that open, oozing cut beneath his nose? |
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npincus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
33. it's Cocaine Rot |
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AnOhioan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
34. Bush has brain,believed benign, removed from head. n/t |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
35. 2 benign moles removed from their malignant host. Lucky moles! eom |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
36. Moley moley moley! |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-17-07 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
37. Limbaugh has first dibbs on the Bush moles |
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