Ralph Nader supports Ron Paul

[zforce]

http://www.newsgroper.com/ralph-nader/

Ron Paul: an enema for America

He won’t admit it, but Ron Paul is practically running on my third-party ticket. And while I don’t agree with him on every point. I was impressed that he raised four million dollars in one day. Unless my campaign starts showing some signs of life, I might just vote for him next November.

Sure, I don’t particularly agree with his immigration policy of state-run militia’s running around on the southern border, shooting at anything that speaks Spanish. Nor do I sleep well at night thinking about his proposed dissolution of my precious EPA and Consumer Product Safety Commission. However, I think we can all agree that Washington is like the inflamed colon after 20 years without even a flake of Raisin Bran. What it needs is a Ron Paul enema — lets let it run through the system, clean everything out — You wouldn’t get an enema every day — but we need one right now.

[Der Blaue Engel]

1. Shut up, Ralph n/t

[ecstatic]

2. tell me that's satire! nt

[Junkdrawer]

3. Look on the right of the page and read the other "blogs"....n/t

[ecstatic]

6. Obama: "I have restored the image of the wholesome black male to pre-Fresh Prince levels."

:rofl:

[cali]

4. amen.

let me echo what you said.

[Junkdrawer]

8. Oh, My! Here's Hillary's blog...

I wouldn’t vote for 50 percent of you
By Hillary Clinton
10/23/07 3:19 PM EST | New York
So 50 percent of the participants in some new poll say they “would never vote for me.” I’m tempted to say something juvenile in response, such as the title of this post. But really that’s beneath me and to be honest, I probably wouldn’t vote for 99 percent, converging on 100% of you.

But, am I concerned with this news? HA!*** Actually, the truth is I wasn’t planning to let 50 percent of the population vote for me in the first place. I’d like to say it’s for some self-righteous reason — that half of you are cheats, heathens and nogooddoers — but really it’s a marketing ploy. If I don’t let a certain percentage of you vote for me, those who did get the option would feel especially privileged. You’d actually vote instead of just sleeping in and telling your boss you got stuck at the polls.

....

http://www.newsgroper.com/hillary-clinton/

[TahitiNut]

13. (D'uh!) Maybe a read of Dick Cheney's (supposed) blog might offer a clue?

Mukasey is finally in! First I’d like to thank the six democrats who voted against party-lines to confirm Mukasey. The slaughtered donkey left on your doorsteps with the spliced open torso revealing an unbirthed baby donkey was just a good-natured prank and was in no way shape or form a metaphorical threat. (Georgie wanted to TP some houses, but I punched him in the throat and told him to go back to his Sudukos)

http://www.newsgroper.com/dick-cheney/


Sometimes I think the DU dictionary must be missing an entry for "gullible."

[Junkdrawer]

14. ROFL...best one yet....

:rofl:

[Vanje]

5. Is an enema for America the same as

America's douchebag?

[AtomicKitten]

7. There is a certain symmetry to that endorsement.

Now maybe Ralph will busy himself elsewhere.

[Cha]

9. Leave it to nader to start

talkin' shit.

[spanone]

10. good, that means he's not running....

[RaleighNCDUer]

11. It's Newsgroper, folks.

You might try reading it.

Sheesh.

[Junkdrawer]

12. So, you're saying my Hillary post above isn't real...

Damn.