Caption the boy king

[man4allcats]

You call me dumb? I'm not as dumb as this ear of corn - well, almost not as dumb.

[chelsea0011]

1. You'll never believe where I found this

[whistle]

2. It tastes like a banana to me

[flvegan]

3. Can I smoke this?

[dipsydoodle]

4. Monkey see

monkey do.

Apart from that he's actaully the Fur King - complete furking eejot.

[Kadie]

5. You want me to do what with this piece of corn? n/t

[MiniMe]

6. Don't agree with me? Let me tell you where you can stick this

[Solly Mack]

7. "This is where silk comes from, boys and girls!"

[charlie]

8. This here's corn. Popcorn

Energy independence. We can harness the internal combustion of popcorn to power internally combustible engines. Get about 30 miles to the ear, or One Reddenbacher in scientific lingo. Clean, too. Only waste product is them little grannies that rattle yer teeth. Comes in Regular or High Octane Butter.

[Bitwit1234]

9. Gee I didn't know you had to cook it first

It's always done when I get it...

((Look at the teethmarks where he must have taken a bite))

[shain from kane]

10. The Corn King with His Royal Sceptre. n/t

[spanone]

11. you want fuel? shove this up your ass. i'm into oil.