GHOULIANI tries shaking KERIK, who just won't let him go!!1

[UTUSN]

*******QUOTE*******

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11042007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

Bernie Still Loves Rudy

PRESIDENTIAL wannabe Rudy Giuliani has distanced himself from disgraced pal Bernie Kerik. But Kerik still wraps himself around his ex-boss on his consulting-business Web site. The city's ex- top cop - who's back in the news because a former lawyer sued him for being a deadbeat - is expected to be hit with federal charges of bribery, tax evasion and obstruction of justice. But all is well with Bernie on Kerikgroup.com. It shows numerous photos of Giuliani and President(sic) Bush with Kerik as he markets his "unparalleled expertise and experience in risk mitigation, crisis management and counterterrorism." An undated quote from Bush reads, "Bernie Kerik is one of the most accomplished and effective leaders of law enforcement in America." Kerik's bid to become Bush's head of homeland security was aborted by an ethics scandal and other legal woes. Also on his Web site, Kerik expresses outrage that presidential contender John Edwards called Bush's war against terror a "bumper sticker." A photo of the burning Twin Towers is captioned, "Look at this . . .Remember it and never forget it."

********UNQUOTE*******

[liberal N proud]

1. Like stink on shit

[0007]

2. Rudy baby knows that Kerik can take him down in a NY minute.

...and if Giuliani won't put the fix in for Kerik in his upcoming trials, Kerik has nothing to lose but to sing his ass off.

The question now is how to shut Bernie baby up without drawing attention.
Check Mate

[gratuitous]

3. "An ethics scandal and other legal woes"

They make it sound like Mr. Kerik is almost a human being, a guy with one or two minor bumps in the road he's traveled, doesn't it? You'd hardly guess from that description what a scumbag Mr. Kerik is, and why Mr. Giuliani (whose taste in friends and associates doesn't seem too discriminating) would want to "distance" himself from old Bernie boy.

[UTUSN]

4. "friends & associates" -- Ah, you gave me an opening for re-posting

So PIRRO recruited Bernie on the principle that it takes a philanderer to catch a philanderer? Plus, MSRNC just relayed this story, labelling Bernie as "9-11 HERO"!!!1 I've always wondered what exactly Bernie (and Rudy) did that was "heroic"!!!1

*******QUOTE*******

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/27/AR2006092701378.html

.... ...Pirro was overheard by authorities having a telephone conversation with former New York City Police Commissioner Bernie Kerik in the middle of last year. They said that Pirro suspected her husband, Albert Pirro, might be having an affair and that she and Kerik, a private security consultant, discussed possibly placing a recorder in a room to listen in on him.

The two people said that the recording device was never used and that a Kerik investigation turned up no firm evidence of an affair. Kerik's attorney declined to comment on the case.

Pirro said Kerik was a friend and confirmed that they had spoken about her marital concerns. ....

********UNQUOTE*******

So here's a fond look at what Bernie was doing on 9-11 (stepping out of the shower), and his blast from the past, Judith REGAN. A couple of her men (the last graphic being an abstract of LIMBOsevic, since she published the first (two?) of his books, ghost-written (the 1st, at least) by alleged assaulter John FUND):



*********QUOTE********

http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/media/columns/medialife/152/

.... Then Judith and Rupert found each other -- and ReganBooks was born. Not only did their commercial instincts mesh, but Judy's what's-the-world-ever-done-for-me politics were highly compatible with the Murdoch view.

And then the sex part. It's a one-woman show.

I have never heard anyone talk about sex the way Judy does. I have never heard anyone talk about their sexual partners the way Judy does. I have never heard anyone analyze individual motivations, the workings of the marketplace, and politics, too, in such precisely sexual terms. The other day, on her show, she kept interrupting her tempered guests on the subject of why women like Bill Clinton, and, voice rising, saying: "They want to have sex with him -- that's why they like him!"

Early in her career at Simon & Schuster, she published a book called The Rogue Warrior and fought tooth and nail for a full-face cover photo of the author. "Don't they understand?" she stormed to me. "Women will buy this because they want to fuck him!" She got the full face and a best-seller.

http://www.zianet.com/insightanalytical/newlow.htm (by DUer Gloria: )

Regan looked straight into the camera and for almost 10 minutes, delivered a pseudo stream-of-consciousness poetry riff mocking Clinton. Referring to his sad boyhood, she mocked his loneliness, then proclaimed that he built himself up and called himself KING, because "I am rich and I can do what I want!" She likened him to the cast out Socks, and envisioned him an old man meeting up with Socks at 125th street, both holding tin cups. ....

It was incredibly vicious. What was especially appalling was how she took the most painful aspects of Bill's background--his truly grievous childhood--and twisted them, using them to mock him. If this wasn't the "politics of personal destruction" I don't know how else you could describe this horrific display. ....

**********UNQUOTE***********

And I (the poster) will claim credit for insight. Back when KERIK's book for REGAN was debutting, she hosted him on her Faux interview show. His tale was of his missing mother, who inexplicably abandoned him as a tot. She never showed up for a custody hearing. The premise of the book was that this tough uber-male had this hole in his heart, thereby setting the pants on fire of tough wingnuts of all genders. As she probed him about the book, she and KERIK locked smouldering,WILD WINGNUT HOT gazes. Once the mother-thing was done, she moved on to his heroics (which were what?) on 9-11. She asked WHERE HE WAS when the planes hit. Without missing a WILD WINGNUT HOT eye-lock, he said, "Stepping out of the shower." She swallowed and held a long breath. The image of nekkid KERIK was plainly etched on the Faux camera lens during the LONG pause. He added, "In my office." Another LONG pause. He added, "After WORKING OUT." There was another swallow. I suspected BACK THEN that something was cooking between publisher and author, and it weren't spaghetti. Only 2 or 3 years later, when KERIK's many other past deeds floated to the surface like dead bodies did it become official that there was indeed WILD WINGNUT HOT LOVE between the two, that the two of them alternated their WILD WINGNUT HOT LOVE sessions with WORKING OUT together, that he had used NYPD to track down what happened to his mother, that he used NYPD to provide security for his personal WILD WINGNUT HOT LOVE sessions, that the WILD WINGNUT HOT LOVENEST was a city-paid apartment near the WTC intended as a rest site for rescue and recovery workers. The REGAN-KERIK Faux interview was pure musk in the air. Why don't Shrub's handlers hire some of US for intelligence work?

[Venus Dog]

6. Thanks for your last paragraph

It made my day :rofl:

Anybody know what dear little Judy is up to these days?

[Venus Dog]

5. Rudy & Bernie are rooting for their ole buddy & co-conspirator Mukasey to get the nod

Then everything will be honky-dorey. Mukasey will become Rudy's official fixor - his Michael Clayton so to speak - to wipe out all the bad things people say about him. Bernie can't wait :grr:

[Beelzebud]

7. Once you're in the mob, you're in for life.