So .... where's the Rice woman tonight?

[Stinky The Clown]

She heading for Pakistan? If she's not, she oughtta be.

She's a worthless piece of shit.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

1. At a sale for Gucci...

*sigh*

[Bluebear]

2. She said nobody could have anticipated martial law & went shoe-shopping.

Or something like that.

[SoCalDem]

3. She's sitting in a chair, at a comfortable 45° angle.. legs crossed

(all the better to show off the SHOES)..and smiling .. and at some point she will extend her hand to be shaken..

It's the signature Condi 1-2-3-4

sit-cross-smile-shake..rinse & repeat


must watch this jib jab video of Miss Condi.. scroll down just a bit & enjoy
http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2007/10/one-of-these-days-shes-going-to-twist.html

[TomInTib]

4. Probably emailing Bigfoot.

Karen Hughes, her fellow paragon of Ultimate Diplomacy.

[Sparkly]

5. Well...

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice urged restraint on all sides and a return to democracy.

The United States "does not support extraconstitutional measures," Rice said from Turkey, where she was participating in a conference with Iraq's neighbors.

(snip)

Rice said that to her knowledge, U.S. officials had yet to hear directly from Musharraf after his declaration. She said she last spoke with Musharraf a couple days ago but that other U.S. officials had made the American position clear to him more recently.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071104/ap_on_re_as/pakistan

So, she "urged." I'm sure that helped. And she's having a conference with Iraq's neighbors. Doesn't that sound like a potluck or something? I'm sure she brought something neighborly like a jello mold. And meanwhile, other U.S. officials are on it. I'm sure Musharraf will call her soon. She's got to be in his "five."

[Stinky The Clown]

6. Her pot luck offering ......

.... rice pudding ...... of course.

[Rex]

7. She won't even be able to stop WWIII.

Probably spurn it on.