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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:25 PM
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Children ... Children either behave or I am gonna stop this DU car.
Edited on Sat Nov-03-07 08:26 PM by Botany
Please ..... please .... please can we tone it down a little bit O.K.?

Support you candidate and if you have a real fact or question about
another candidate please post it but do it in a nice way.

Thanx.

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Elspeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:26 PM
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1. I'm hungry. Can we stop now?
I want an In and Out Burger
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:28 PM
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4. Fine


but please share and do not make a mess please.
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Elspeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:30 PM
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10. Oh YUM!! Perfect!
Love those REAL fries.

And the milkshakes are great too.
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:27 PM
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2. Are we there yet?
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:28 PM
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3. Are we there yet?
eom
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:29 PM
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7. JINX!
:rofl:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:28 PM
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5. It's one of those nights around here, ain't it?
I think we need to assemble a crisis team from the Mental Health forum and fan out.
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Elspeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:55 PM
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27. Can't you just hand out the Prozac?
Or the Jack Daniels?
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:33 PM
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39. Here Ya Go...


:evilgrin:
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:28 PM
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6. Are you gonna make us walk home? n/t
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:31 PM
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13. Look when you leave this house you the face of the D.U. family ....
... and your mother and I expect more out of you .... got it?

And for the love of God do you have another DVD than Gwen Stefani's
concert?
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:29 PM
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8. I hafta go the the bathroom
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Mojorabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:32 PM
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14. Me too
and I'm hungry again.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:34 PM
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16. Damn it Derby
Remember the rest stop 10 miles back and what did I ask?

Remember does anybody have to go ... you kids. 450 miles more of this crap.
God I hope Grand Dad has stocked the bar.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:29 PM
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9. He touched me first.
Make him stop touching me.
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:31 PM
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11. YOU started it! Mom! He started it!!!!!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:34 PM
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15. Did not! Did not! MOOOMM! He put his hand on my side of the seat!
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:31 PM
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12. All right, who farted?
Ewww
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:34 PM
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17. Can we play Slug-a-Bug!? n/t
Edited on Sat Nov-03-07 08:36 PM by Mojambo
Slug Bug... BLUE!



You're all slugged, bitches!
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:35 PM
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18. I like your idea - don't see it happening.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:37 PM
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19. I gotta peeeEEEEEE. Its almost comin' out. Can we stop FAST? PLEEEEEEZE?!?!?!?!?!?
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:38 PM
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20. That is it! do not make me stop this car.
And Ocelot French Fries up your nose?????

Look keep you damn hands to yourselfs ... K?
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:40 PM
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21. It wasn't my fault, the french fries just fell in there.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:52 PM
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25. ocelot honey .... how do things fall up?
And no you may no see if one of your training bras can be a sling shot.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:42 PM
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22. Mom ??? - Billy Just Farted !!!
:evilgrin:
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:56 PM
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28. Willy your Dad is driving ....
.. we have worked for 3 months to have a simple family vacation please be nice ....

Damn it I don't want to see what your chewed food looks like when you put a
fizzy in your mouth.
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:42 PM
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23. In a thousand words...
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Pushed To The Left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:44 PM
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24. K&R! The circular firing squad must come to an end!
Let's save the brutal stuff for the right wing!
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:54 PM
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26. Danny keeps looking at me funny!
And besides, I think his candidate's a stupidhead!
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:59 PM
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31. Bleever as the oldest boy I expect you to set the tone.
Want me to tell your mother why your lap top is filled with spyware
and the bill I got for "Erotic Teens of England's" web site. $85.00
for videos .... shit I just missed my turn.
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:03 PM
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34. Da--aaaad!!
That was REsearch!

Jeez! This family is such a gyp!

(Danny, I swear I'm gonna pound you.)
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jhain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:57 PM
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29. So...
Exactly how many Baaay Air photos ARE there in the internets?
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 08:57 PM
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30. wanna cookie wanna cookie wanna cookie wanna cookie!
*stompstompstompstomp*
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:03 PM
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32. BLAAAAGHHHH!
I told you I was gonna throw up. It was bleever's fault. He wouldn't stop touching me on MY side.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:03 PM
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33. That is it!


We are stopping @ the Holiday Inn. I wanted to get another 200 miles ...
but I need out now.

You little brats can go kill each other in the pool ....
Daddy & Mom are going to the bar.
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:15 PM
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35. can we go home now?
primary vacations suck.

dp
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Bjornsdotter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:15 PM
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36. He's looking at me!


:evilgrin:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:31 PM
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37. I wanna go home.
This stupid hotel sucks. Why can't I watch TV now? Bleever says he's gonna drown me in the pool. My room stinks. Can I keep the little shampoo bottles? The towels are scratchy. I hate this hotel. Why can't we go home NOW?
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:32 PM
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38. Are we there yet?
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 09:45 PM
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40. Mooooommmmmm....I think I am getting sick...slow down on those windy roads...
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 11:39 PM
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41. How come I can't have the window seat?
She always gets the window seat! It's not FAIR!

And besides, her candidate is a poopy-pants. So there!
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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 01:01 AM
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42. MOMMMM, I think Grandma just Died.
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