I wonder how the president's Mars initiative is coming along.

[saltpoint]

[Dhalgren]

1. In his mind, he's already there...

[redwitch]

2. I wish he would take the rest of him to Mars.

nt

[MuseRider]

4. Man you beat me to it! n/t

[havocmom]

3. He is busy looking for the REALLY BIG rubber band for propulsion

[ThomWV]

5. No oil and it can't be bombed - Mars is off Bush's table

[saltpoint]

8. Nonsense! The Martians would greet us as liberators! Roses strewn along

the path!

[zabet]

6. I heard he was in talks with

Acme for supplies and Wile E. Coyote is spearheading
the project.

[Forkboy]

7. Not too good, he's still here.

[saltpoint]

9. LOL!

[Toucano]

10. About as well as Laura's anti-gangs initiative.

Which also got memory-holed.

[saltpoint]

11. Yep. Once Laura Bush decided to lead the fight against gangs, gang members

coast to coast have been shakin' in their boots with fear.

She's a tough customer, that Laura Bush.

[dflprincess]

12. Go ahead you unAmurican libruls - laugh at his Mars initiative

He's been so busy protecting us from human animal hybrids he hasn't had time for it.

[Perseid]

13. amen sister

proclaim this far and wide. We must be protected from human/animal hybrids even if it comes at the cost of Mars exploration and sex slaves.

[saltpoint]

18. Excellent point, well taken, but nevertheless I'm STILL AFRAID of human

animal hybrids.

I'm still afraid.

[sendero]

14. About as well..

.... as his war presidency.

[saltpoint]

19. Hi, sendero. Yes. If there's a Reverse Midas Touch, I'm pretty sure Dubya's

got it.

[WillyT]

15. Calling All PhotoShoppers !!!

:shrug:

[IDemo]

16. The terraists are everywhere

Here's one now

[Bright Eyes]

17. If there was oil on Mars, you can bet we'd be there.

You know, to fight the Al-Qaeda/Martian alliance. Fight planetary wars over there, so we don't have to fight planetary wars over!

[rucky]

20. We have to fight the spacemen there so we don't have to fight them here. n/t

[saltpoint]

21. I'm afraid of space men too!