My Interview with George Bush!

[struggle4progress]

s4p: Let me begin by thanking you for ...

gwb: Sheee-it! Will you .. I .. I mean, look! At that! Again! It's just so .. I mean .. after .. just can't .. the bottles just slip right out of your hand after the first .. six .. or five. Need another. Beer I mean. Now. And you .. somebody ought to clean up that .. could get hurt .. on the broken glass.

s4p: Many people have been wondering if ...

gwb: Yes. Well .. I'm .. uh .. glad to .. you asked that. So thank you. Yes, it has been on my mind .. a great deal. As Condi .. uh .. Laura can tell you I am .. it is .. always .. and very concerned.

s4p: Some people have criticized me for publishing interviews with you that you did not actually attend. What would you say to those people?

gwb: Gotta .. where is? Ask Cheney. I think .. you know .. as long as .. if Turdblossum .. or .. is there .. then. Iran! What about .. how .. Iran?

[gateley]

1. Thank god you caught him when he was sober! nt

[rusty quoin]

2. Well Damn, that cleared a lot up. Give him a joint.

[Lisa]

3. you see, he DOES care about people!

He was worried about that broken glass from his bottles. (Lucid enough to consider the possibility of lawsuits perhaps?)