In a little while the Decider is going to make a broadcast appearance.

[bobthedrummer]

What do you think this "broadcast" (and the timing of it) might be about?

[mwb970]

1. Anna Nicole Smith? /nt

[Graybeard]

7. LOL..He is the father? He isn't the father?...

...****DEVELOPING****

[Nickster]

2. "Terra, Terra, 9/11,9/11, Terra, Fighting them there so we don't fight them there,

God Bless America."

[hobbit709]

3. Same old, same old

Terra, terra, terra in one of their many variations on a theme.

[adigal]

4. Announcing an attack on Iran??

And martial law at home??

Would not surprise me at this point.

[CoffeeCat]

5. It's his Valentine's Day address to the nation...

...and he'll be announcing his undying attraction to Richard Perle.

"Ya see ma fellow 'mercans. As we all know, the world is my oyster...and
I have found me a special pearl. And his name is Richard."

[Jack Rabbit]

10. He's only that poetic when a speechwriter is working overtime

By himself, the Frat Boy isn't capable of a metaphor even that bad.

[CoffeeCat]

11. How about this then...

You're right...any literary devices would cause Junior's head to explode.

Ok...how about this...Junior is super excited about his Valentine's
Day present that Laura gave him this morning---a tire swing for the Rose Garden--
and he just feels like announcing it to the world.

[Jack Rabbit]

12. OK, that works

Don't forget the GI Joe doll he got from his mom.

[BlueJac]

6. He's sending candy grams?

[yardwork]

8. Run for the hills

Hide until it's over.

[KoKo]

9. Unhinged....unless on heavy meds...he will "chuckle" his way through.

:eyes:

[bobthedrummer]

13. Well- now the Decider may/may not "appear" as scheduled...

:tinfoilhat:

[bobthedrummer]

14. "secure the HOMELAND"

[bobthedrummer]

15. The old false dichotomy with enhancements of perception management

but not reality at all.

[bobthedrummer]

16. "money trumps peace, sometimes"

[bobthedrummer]

17. "the Democrat leadership"