http://www.examiner.com/a-991673~Spooking_over_Halloween_is_silly.htmlEditorial: Spooking over Halloween is silly
The Baltimore Examiner Newspaper, The Examiner
2007-10-16 07:00:00.0
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BALTIMORE - BOO! Evil spirits must be lurking in the woods around area public schools, clouding the minds of education and PTA officials. How else might one explain the suppression of traditional Halloween festivities in schools, replacing them with “Fall Festival” activities? Perhaps in this time of year, mischievous sprites truly do penetrate the thin veil between this world and the other to addle gullible men and women.
Guilford Elementary School in Columbia spiked Halloween this year, joining an undetermined number of learning shrines in backing away from what is estimated to be the fastest-growing holiday in America. PTA President Kris Woodson said she estimated that 40 to 50 of the school’s almost 500 students don’t want to have anything to do with Halloween. Some teachers don’t either, she said.
So the answer in this hyper-sensitive, politically correct world is to prevent the 450 students who do think Halloween is a lark from enjoying it. That should put the devil in his or her place, right? No, it just makes one suspect that the officials are self-absorbed nerds with too much time on their hands. Worse, it gives a trivial holiday substance it does not deserve.
Secular Halloween observances and images actually demean ancient, long-forgotten religious beliefs. Guilford and other area elementary students will get to decorate pumpkins (carving is much too dangerous, oh my), work on arts and crafts and participate in a one-mile turkey trot, whatever that is. The day will crescendo with apple pie and apple (pasteurized, one hopes) cider.
What child would not be thrilled? Who needs ghosts, goblins, ghouls, zombies, witches and vampires when you can get your pulse racing with a healthy turkey trot? Millions of moms or dads across America, burdened every year with the challenge of making cute unique costumes, will breathe a sigh of relief when tykes abandon Halloween for the sheer blood-curdling excitement of Fall Festival.
If the entire holiday, including candy, can be expunged, our American dental and diabetes associations will rejoice. Finally, we can have an education system and eventually an entire nation in which none must endure even the slightest whim of anything a few may find the least bit offensive.
However, one thing to keep in mind is that Halloween generates billions in retail sales for decorations, costumes, toys, candy, parties and knickknacks. Since the first known official citywide Halloween in Anoka, Minn., in 1921, the holiday’s popularity has grown steadily. According to the National Retail Federation, the average American will spend almost 10 percent more this year — about $65, up from $59 — on Halloween stuff. We’re talking big money here, fellow citizens, all for the vestiges of old Celtic (that’s with a hard C, as in candy) religion, language and culture the world has spent about 2,500 years trying to stamp out.
Maybe the Guilford PTA has some prejudice against the savage aborigines of darkest Europe. Perhaps its actions are just thinly disguised efforts in continuance of the Celtic Genocide. Let those who advocate suppression of Halloween answer those accusations. Maybe somebody should get a lawyer and file a class-action lawsuit. Or maybe, by some miracle, those involved in public education can come to their senses and realize we and they have bigger things to worry about than Halloween.
:wtf: They are more concerned about the profits of corporations selling junk rather than the children having fun? :grr:
BTW, my wife is helping organize this party.